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Sunshine79

Analogies & Metaphors
These came from the annual "Dark and Stormy Night" competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gen...More...
9 comments | 13 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2010 8:33AM

Sunshine79

Difficult Sayings When Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 6:37PM

Sunshine79

Bless My Computer Too!
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 4, 2010 1:29PM

Sunshine79

GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS!!!
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 9:46AM

Sunshine79

Hello theres a billion porn sites out there go jerk off of free
Amen! Glad a person of the opposite gender stated that. (Blog Below Me)

So.....please stop asking me for my pictures guys!! You have the entire internet at your fingertips. And just because I...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 6:03PM

Sunshine79

Repost, But It Makes Me Laugh Every Time
My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at th...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 4:50PM

Sunshine79

A Lesson From Geese
When you see geese flying in a "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way.

1. FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it create...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 3, 2010 10:07AM

Sunshine79

Coupons Texted To Your Phone?
Coupons being sent to your cell for fast food?? Wendy's has started a program up North. You sign up with your cell # & they send scannable UPC's to your cell phone for you to show the cashier. ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 8:04AM

Sunshine79

How'd You Get Here??
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Ears!
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 8:54AM

Sunshine79

Talk About A Shitty Economy!!
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple o...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 1, 2010 10:49AM

Sunshine79

DER GOVERNATER
Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

SICK DAYS

Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 11:03PM

Sunshine79

Miracle Dog!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 9:25AM

Sunshine79

Lousy Blind Date
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2009 8:16AM

Sunshine79

Soup & Crackers?
Anybody up for having soup & crackers with me?? Brrr......It' chilly out, even for the Southern States, lol

Are you a soup, bisque, chowda or stew person?

Do you do cracke...More...
41 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 11:50AM

Sunshine79

What's His Name?
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 8:12AM

Sunshine79

Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2009 11:16PM

Sunshine79

Most Ignorant *Edited*
Ok, I'm not trying to bash anyone. Maybe it's just this time of year. But, my question is: Which people are the most ignorant? This could be a whole state. All northerners, all southerners, etc...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 26, 2009 10:30AM

Sunshine79

Bah Humbug To All!
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 25, 2009 11:48AM

Sunshine79

Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM

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