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Sunshine79
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Bless My Computer Too!
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
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posted Jan 4, 2010 1:29PM
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Sunshine79
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GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS!!!
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
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posted Jan 4, 2010 9:46AM
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Sunshine79
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A Lesson From Geese
When you see geese flying in a "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way.
1. FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it create...More...
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posted Jan 3, 2010 10:07AM
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Sunshine79
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Coupons Texted To Your Phone?
Coupons being sent to your cell for fast food?? Wendy's has started a program up North. You sign up with your cell # & they send scannable UPC's to your cell phone for you to show the cashier.  ...More...
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posted Jan 3, 2010 8:04AM
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Sunshine79
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How'd You Get Here??
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted. 
Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
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posted Jan 2, 2010 9:39PM
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Sunshine79
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Sexy Ears!
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
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posted Jan 2, 2010 8:54AM
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Sunshine79
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Talk About A Shitty Economy!!
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.
"If I could take a couple o...More...
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posted Jan 1, 2010 10:49AM
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Sunshine79
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DER GOVERNATER
Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook
By Arnold Schwarzenegger
SICK DAYS
Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
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posted Dec 30, 2009 11:03PM
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Sunshine79
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Miracle Dog!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
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posted Dec 30, 2009 9:25AM
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Sunshine79
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Lousy Blind Date
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
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posted Dec 30, 2009 8:16AM
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Sunshine79
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Soup & Crackers?
Anybody up for having soup & crackers with me??  Brrr......It' chilly out, even for the Southern States, lol
Are you a soup, bisque, chowda or stew person? 
Do you do cracke...More...
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posted Dec 29, 2009 11:50AM
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Sunshine79
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What's His Name?
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.
"Bob," he said.
"And what's your cat's name?"
"Bob."
"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.
"Well, one is...More...
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posted Dec 29, 2009 8:12AM
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Sunshine79
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Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. 
Man: "What was that...More...
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posted Dec 26, 2009 11:16PM
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Sunshine79
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Most Ignorant *Edited*
Ok, I'm not trying to bash anyone. Maybe it's just this time of year. But, my question is: Which people are the most ignorant? This could be a whole state. All northerners, all southerners, etc...More...
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posted Dec 26, 2009 10:30AM
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Sunshine79
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Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!
•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
•I know when ...More...
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posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM
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Sunshine79
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XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...
When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
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posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM
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