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Sunshine79
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Floor Models
I was in Target the other day, shopping with my friend. We were walking past the furniture section where there were several different models of bar stools on display. Next to them there was a sign tha...More...
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posted Jan 15, 2010 8:07AM
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Sunshine79
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Confused Woodpeckers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.  ...More...
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posted Jan 14, 2010 7:26AM
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Sunshine79
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Floppy Dick Care
***WARNING: This was intended for care of floppy disks. I just changed a few things around and it seemed a hell of alot more interesting!! 
By following the instructions below,...More...
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posted Jan 13, 2010 8:45AM
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Sunshine79
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Cup O' Joe
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom the...More...
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posted Jan 12, 2010 1:48PM
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Sunshine79
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Last Words.....
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I'll get a world record for this.
It's fireproof.
He's p...More...
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posted Jan 12, 2010 12:28AM
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Sunshine79
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For All The New Yorkers!
You Know You're From New York When...
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats avail...More...
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posted Jan 11, 2010 8:45AM
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Sunshine79
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U Know A 404?
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadli...More...
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posted Jan 10, 2010 9:44AM
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Sunshine79
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School Papers
A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the clima...More...
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posted Jan 9, 2010 10:02AM
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Sunshine79
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What's A 710 Knob??
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred...More...
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posted Jan 8, 2010 12:18PM
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Sunshine79
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Perfect AMD Breakfast
Seems people here had a riot last nite.  I feel like I woke up with a bad hangover and the ground....I mean blogs are still swirling around. I need to get rid of this.....I'm starving. 
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posted Jan 8, 2010 8:35AM
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Sunshine79
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No Pets Allowed!
There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." ...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2010 12:36PM
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Sunshine79
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Such Dirty, Dirty Minds!
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man a...More...
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posted Jan 6, 2010 5:45PM
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Sunshine79
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Short Of A Story
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it,...More...
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posted Jan 6, 2010 1:48PM
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Sunshine79
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Blog Whore
You know. I have been accused of worse. So, yeah. I will take this title gladly!
It seems I've blogged so much this week, I flew right past blog number 1200!!
Wow, 1200 blogs! That's...More...
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posted Jan 6, 2010 8:42AM
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Sunshine79
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Inmates & Emails
So, I met someone on here over a year ago. We became good friends. No sex exchanged. Turns out he was a tattoo artist by trade. Which was awesome. I wanted more tattoos. And he gave me more tattoos. ...More...
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posted Jan 5, 2010 11:48AM
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Sunshine79
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Analogies & Metaphors
These came from the annual "Dark and Stormy Night" competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gen...More...
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posted Jan 5, 2010 8:33AM
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