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Sunshine79

Coffee Lovers!
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teac...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 26, 2010 7:13AM

Sunshine79

A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 7:54PM

Sunshine79

A Happy, Happy Birthday!
To KitKat! Happy 29th Birthday Lady!!

Cake & ice cream all around!

Everyone wish KitKat a very happy, happy!!

Now, bend over for your birthday spankin'........Everyone...More...
25 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 25, 2010 2:25PM

Sunshine79

House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

-- Cobwebs...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 8:03AM

Sunshine79

*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!!

Dud...More...
31 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 4:53PM

Sunshine79

What's The Difference.....?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
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7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 11:54AM

Sunshine79

What's Your Slogan?
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine"
But, then I thought of a...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 1:37PM

Sunshine79

Just Give Me Two Gotchas
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A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

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4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 9:50AM

Sunshine79

Chinese Counterfeit Condoms??
"Made in China" might just be the last words you want to read when buying a condom.

In fact, many of the counterfeit condoms themselves were found to spread infectious diseases due to lack o...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 22, 2010 7:32AM

Sunshine79

So Cynical.....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:00PM

Sunshine79

How Many Wives?
A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.

Th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 2:11PM

Sunshine79

Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to:

Single__, Married__, Divorced___ .

I marked single. Glancing the man next to me w...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:36AM

Sunshine79

Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"T...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2010 8:57AM

Sunshine79

Tuesdays Crude Funnies
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. What's the ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 19, 2010 3:32PM

Sunshine79

Out Of Order?
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Blowjob, Wife, Eggs?

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12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 19, 2010 7:37AM

Sunshine79

Future Doctors?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl pick...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 18, 2010 5:53PM

Sunshine79

Crude Funnies
Some old, some new. Just enjoy!

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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 17, 2010 8:48AM

Sunshine79

Strange & Interesting Facts
Fact 1. There is a Hamburger hall of fame in Seymour, Wisconsin.

Fact 2. There is a Harley-Davidson that was designed as an exact replica of a hamburger.

Fact 3. There is a large brass statue of...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 16, 2010 7:46AM

Sunshine79

Humor Just For The Ladies ;)
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


What's the quickest way to a man's...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 15, 2010 9:29PM

Sunshine79

AMD Chinese Take-Out
Tonite we are all ordering Chinese for dinner/supper. When you order Chinese, what do you go for?

C'mon, place your order! Here's my fave's!

General Tso's Chicken
Chicken On A Stick
Hou...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 5:29PM

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