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Sunshine79
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A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink.  When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more.  This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 7:54PM
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Sunshine79
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A Happy, Happy Birthday!
To KitKat! Happy 29th Birthday Lady!! 
Cake & ice cream all around! 
Everyone wish KitKat a very happy, happy!! 
Now, bend over for your birthday spankin'........Everyone...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 2:25PM
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Sunshine79
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House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
-- Cobwebs...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 8:03AM
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Sunshine79
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*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!! 
Dud...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2010 4:53PM
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Sunshine79
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What's Your Slogan?
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL 
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine" 
But, then I thought of a...More...
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posted Jan 23, 2010 1:37PM
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Sunshine79
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Chinese Counterfeit Condoms??
"Made in China" might just be the last words you want to read when buying a condom.
In fact, many of the counterfeit condoms themselves were found to spread infectious diseases due to lack o...More...
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posted Jan 22, 2010 7:32AM
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Sunshine79
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So Cynical.....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2010 9:00PM
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Sunshine79
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How Many Wives?
A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..
After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.
Th...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2010 2:11PM
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Sunshine79
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Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to:
Single__, Married__, Divorced___ .
I marked single. Glancing the man next to me w...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2010 9:36AM
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Sunshine79
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Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. 
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"T...More...
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posted Jan 20, 2010 8:57AM
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Sunshine79
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Tuesdays Crude Funnies
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight! 
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What's the ...More...
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posted Jan 19, 2010 3:32PM
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Sunshine79
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Out Of Order?
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Blowjob, Wife, Eggs?
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An...More...
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posted Jan 19, 2010 7:37AM
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Sunshine79
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Future Doctors?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl pick...More...
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posted Jan 18, 2010 5:53PM
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Sunshine79
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Crude Funnies
Some old, some new. Just enjoy! 
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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy ...More...
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posted Jan 17, 2010 8:48AM
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Sunshine79
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Strange & Interesting Facts
Fact 1. There is a Hamburger hall of fame in Seymour, Wisconsin.
Fact 2. There is a Harley-Davidson that was designed as an exact replica of a hamburger.
Fact 3. There is a large brass statue of...More...
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posted Jan 16, 2010 7:46AM
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Sunshine79
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AMD Chinese Take-Out
Tonite we are all ordering Chinese for dinner/supper. When you order Chinese, what do you go for?
C'mon, place your order! Here's my fave's!
General Tso's Chicken
Chicken On A Stick
Hou...More...
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posted Jan 15, 2010 5:29PM
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Sunshine79
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This Is Why I Don't Do.....
Political, religious, etc blogs.
This morning, a friend posted a status update on facebook. This was what she posted: UPS is shipping anything under 50lbs for free to Haiti. You can send foo...More...
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posted Jan 15, 2010 11:59AM
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