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Sunshine79
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Vanity
While driving with my daughter and her husband, I noticed that the woman in the car ahead of us had a rather odd vanity plate.
"That's weird," I said, pointing to it. "Why would anyone want to boa...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2010 8:12AM
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Sunshine79
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Trip To The Zoo
Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing.
They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo securi...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2010 2:48PM
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Sunshine79
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True Story (Recollection)
I've only been muddin' once. It was a blast. I went on a date, with a guy from Matchdoctor, lol  We went to the tracks with his Uncle for 1/4 mile runs in the mud. I was so excited, I begged to ...More...
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posted Feb 7, 2010 8:34AM
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Sunshine79
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Perks Of Being An Old Fart
-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
-- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
-- No one expects you to run into a burning building.
-- People call at 9 PM a...More...
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posted Feb 2, 2010 9:54PM
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Sunshine79
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Little Stinker
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  ...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2010 1:39PM
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Sunshine79
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New Ford For Women!
Ford has unveiled an auto designed by women for women called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge femifeatures:
-- Turn signals that are able to change their mi...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2010 8:07PM
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Sunshine79
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Sex Outside Your Race
As a person, whichever race you are....do you have sex outside your race? 
If your white, do you have sex with other white people only? Or is it an open thing, doesn't matter to you? Or if you...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2010 8:17AM
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Sunshine79
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Crude Hump Day Funnies
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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posted Jan 27, 2010 8:54AM
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Sunshine79
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Open Or Closed?
When your having sex or kissing the opposite sex, are your eyes open or shut?
I'd say for myself, I kiss with my eyes closed. Sex is different. I'd say majority of the time, after foreplay- my...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 6:56PM
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Sunshine79
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Chopsticks?
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicke...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 10:50AM
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Sunshine79
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Coffee Lovers!
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teac...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 7:13AM
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