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Sunshine79
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I Squirted Where??
In his eye....OOPS!! 
Ladies, have you ever squirted and it landed somewhere funny??
I was being played with once by my lover. He was down in between
my legs and pulling at my lips...More...
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posted May 13, 2008 8:44AM
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Sunshine79
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SEX for $100!!!
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else......More...
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posted May 11, 2008 10:15PM
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Sunshine79
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The Lay Off..........LMAO!!!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided ...More...
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posted May 10, 2008 5:36PM
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Sunshine79
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Best Joke In New Zealand!!
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll fin...More...
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posted May 9, 2008 6:43PM
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Sunshine79
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This is your brain on drugs!!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.
The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second c...More...
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posted May 8, 2008 2:46PM
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Sunshine79
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I just got BASHED!!
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE. YOU ARE MARRIED AND THIS IS THE ADULT PERSONALS, YOU KNOW, FOR THINGS LIKE SEX! YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING DUMB ASS!
GOOD FUCKING BYE SHIT FOR BRAINS!
I ...More...
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posted May 6, 2008 11:24AM
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Sunshine79
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Marriage Sucks!
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time ...More...
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posted May 6, 2008 11:05AM
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Sunshine79
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I'm a Light Bulb!!
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. 
So, I hun...More...
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posted May 3, 2008 7:55PM
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Sunshine79
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Go Ahead, Ask Yourself!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm ...More...
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posted May 3, 2008 5:03PM
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Sunshine79
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Good Nite All!!
I have nothing today. No fun facts. No fun jokes. No nothing.
I'm just worn out and tired.... 
But, I did want to say hello to all and Happy Friday!!
And yes, thank God it is Friday, although...More...
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posted May 2, 2008 10:18PM
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