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Sunshine79

LAWS OF LIFE----------LMAO!
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* Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begi...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 11:55AM

Sunshine79

I Squirted Where??
In his eye....OOPS!!

Ladies, have you ever squirted and it landed somewhere funny??
I was being played with once by my lover. He was down in between
my legs and pulling at my lips...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 13, 2008 8:44AM

Sunshine79

A Quickie For Guys With LITTLE PECKERS!!!
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A woman walks into an H & R Block accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 12, 2008 6:42PM

Sunshine79

Picture This......(Hilarious!!) LMAO!
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to sta...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2008 7:27AM

Sunshine79

SEX for $100!!!
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else......More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2008 10:15PM

Sunshine79

The Lay Off..........LMAO!!!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 10, 2008 5:36PM

Sunshine79

Happy Early Mother's Day!!-->Updated!!
I'd like to send out a Happy Mother's Day to all the ladies out there who are momma's! It's a damn hard job to do and I wouldn't trade it for the world. But, I know there are some ladies out there tha...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 10, 2008 11:41AM

Sunshine79

Hey, I got a question.........
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 10, 2008 8:27AM

Sunshine79

Best Joke In New Zealand!!
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll fin...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 6:43PM

Sunshine79

The Onion & The Christmas Tree....LMAO!!!
The family was sitting at the dinner table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answered, "Well son, there are three kinds of boobies. In ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2008 8:09PM

Sunshine79

This is your brain on drugs!!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.

The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second c...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2008 2:46PM

Sunshine79

Freakin' Out!...My Finch Broke Her Leg!!
OMG, I'm so not having a good nite. I noticed one of my pair of finches, the female, her name is Milk-was hanging from her nesting basket by her leg. I freaked out and had someone take her out careful...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 10:47PM

Sunshine79

Funny Thing About Condoms.....
Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad? ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 7:33PM

Sunshine79

I just got BASHED!!
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE. YOU ARE MARRIED AND THIS IS THE ADULT PERSONALS, YOU KNOW, FOR THINGS LIKE SEX! YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING DUMB ASS!

GOOD FUCKING BYE SHIT FOR BRAINS!

I ...More...
41 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 11:24AM

Sunshine79

Marriage Sucks!
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 11:05AM

Sunshine79

Some Humor At The Pump!! LMAO!!
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!
Compared with Gasoline......
Think...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 4, 2008 11:08AM

Sunshine79

I'm a Light Bulb!!
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hun...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 7:55PM

Sunshine79

Go Ahead, Ask Yourself!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 5:03PM

Sunshine79

Good Nite All!!
I have nothing today. No fun facts. No fun jokes. No nothing.
I'm just worn out and tired....
But, I did want to say hello to all and Happy Friday!!
And yes, thank God it is Friday, although...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 10:18PM

Sunshine79

What Hillbillies Think About Sex.....LMAO!
1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 1, 2008 6:36PM

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