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Sunshine79

If You Think You Have It Bad, READ THIS!!
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 21, 2008 7:23AM

Sunshine79

Never see Grilled Cheese the same way......
Why don't men like to go "downtown" first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?
What is the difference between "Ohhh" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
About three inches ...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2008 9:16PM

Sunshine79

What Are You Here For?
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow, and black are sitting
in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a
conversation.

The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why a...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2008 7:05PM

Sunshine79

What's Worse??
I dunno what's worse. Being alone or being with someone who doesn't pay attention to you. I know I'm stuck with the latter and I'm damn miserable.
It's like I'm alone anyway. I mean, fuck it's the s...More...
25 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2008 6:43PM

Sunshine79

ABC's of BDSM Enjoy!
A is for asphyxiation you don't get your breath
B is for the bible that keeps your darkest depth
C is for your cock which I squash beneath my shoe,
while I watch you wiggle and laugh at you (ha ha)...More...
6 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2008 11:06AM

Sunshine79

Can you all figure it out?
See if you can figure out what these words have in common.
1) Banana
2) Dresser
3) Grammar
4) Potato
5) Revive
6) Uneven
7) Assess
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Are you peek...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2008 8:22AM

Sunshine79

A riddle for you!!
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
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At the exact same time, there are two 3...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2008 8:15PM

Sunshine79

Man from Texas....LMAO!!
Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.'
German doctor said,...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2008 6:30PM

Sunshine79

Too Much Of A Good Thing.......
A woman goes to her doctor and tells him that she is so fed up with the lack of sex in her marriage that she is considering divorce. She tells the doctor she has tried everything and her husband just...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2008 10:39AM

Sunshine79

7 Degrees Of Blonde.....LMAO!!
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.

The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 11:11PM

Sunshine79

~Farts~Farts~Farts~
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 7:32AM

Sunshine79

Boy, Go git yer Momma!!!
A redneck family from the hills (of deliverance) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. Th...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2008 8:45PM

Sunshine79

Dr. Seuss Purity Test----Are YOU Brave Enuff?
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Hav...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2008 6:13PM

Sunshine79

MEN-BEWARE!!----- UCLA Study----
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:...More...
13 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2008 9:56PM

Sunshine79

Little Old Lady In A Sex Shop...LMAO!
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Ob...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2008 9:04PM

Sunshine79

When I get to heaven, can I have my testicles back?
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same o...More...
7 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2008 8:35AM

Sunshine79

Harley Davidson & God ( For all the bikers and men)
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. “Because
you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2008 7:48AM

Sunshine79

And you thought you knew EVERYTHING..........
Here's your refresher course.........


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6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 9:27PM

Sunshine79

If you could have.....
If you could have any extra super powers, what would they be? I believe this was blogged before. But, I was thinking I wish I could read peoples minds. And what I mean by this is, I was sitting and th...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 10:36AM

Sunshine79

Potato, potatoe.....
Potato and potatoe, Tomato and tomatoe.......

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How do you say it?? Or Spell it? Which version...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2008 7:18PM

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