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Sunshine79
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What Are You Here For?
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow, and black are sitting
in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a
conversation.
The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why a...More...
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posted Jul 20, 2008 7:05PM
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Sunshine79
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What's Worse??
I dunno what's worse. Being alone or being with someone who doesn't pay attention to you. I know I'm stuck with the latter and I'm damn miserable.
It's like I'm alone anyway. I mean, fuck it's the s...More...
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posted Jul 19, 2008 6:43PM
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Sunshine79
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ABC's of BDSM Enjoy!
A is for asphyxiation you don't get your breath
B is for the bible that keeps your darkest depth
C is for your cock which I squash beneath my shoe,
while I watch you wiggle and laugh at you (ha ha)...More...
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posted Jul 19, 2008 11:06AM
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Sunshine79
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A riddle for you!!
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
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At the exact same time, there are two 3...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2008 8:15PM
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Sunshine79
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Man from Texas....LMAO!!
Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.'
German doctor said,...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2008 6:30PM
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Sunshine79
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Too Much Of A Good Thing.......
A woman goes to her doctor and tells him that she is so fed up with the lack of sex in her marriage that she is considering divorce. She tells the doctor she has tried everything and her husband just...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2008 10:39AM
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Sunshine79
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7 Degrees Of Blonde.....LMAO!!
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
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posted Jul 17, 2008 11:11PM
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Sunshine79
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~Farts~Farts~Farts~
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
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posted Jul 17, 2008 7:32AM
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Sunshine79
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Boy, Go git yer Momma!!!
A redneck family from the hills (of deliverance) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. Th...More...
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posted Jul 16, 2008 8:45PM
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Sunshine79
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If you could have.....
If you could have any extra super powers, what would they be? I believe this was blogged before. But, I was thinking I wish I could read peoples minds. And what I mean by this is, I was sitting and th...More...
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posted Jul 11, 2008 10:36AM
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Sunshine79
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Potato, potatoe.....
Potato and potatoe, Tomato and tomatoe.......
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How do you say it?? Or Spell it? Which version...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2008 7:18PM
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Sunshine79
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10 Year Old Blues
 A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' 
Confused, t...More...
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posted Jul 9, 2008 9:35PM
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