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Sunshine79

Every Last Cent.....
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:41PM

Sunshine79

BLOG #600!!! And it's a RANT!!
Ok....8 years and 600 blogs later.....I have to rant. I'm so tired of getting messages from guys, especially ones with NO pictures and they have the audacity to ask me to send them pictur...More...
23 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2008 12:38PM

Sunshine79

29 Lines Of Laughs!!!
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive o...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2008 10:28AM

Sunshine79

Hilarious Tombstones...LMAO!!
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryla...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:54AM

Sunshine79

My 2nd Fucked Up Message For Today.......(WARNING-OFFENSIVE)
I will be training you to be what only be described as a toilet pig. I will be taking you around to all the public rest stops and state parks and forcing you to pretend that you accidentally wa...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 9:26PM

Sunshine79

The Broken Penis.....LMAO!!
Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental s...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 6:34PM

Sunshine79

Just love these kinds of messages, don't you??
I can't wait to shove your head onto my cock and skull fuck you. I sure hope you can deep throat! You're gonna be awfully sore if you don't. I think we should meet at a hotel so I can tie you u...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 1:30PM

Sunshine79

Feel Stupid Now??
If you have ever felt a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again,
you'll think you're a genius.

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(On September 17, 199...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 10:57AM

Sunshine79

Blonde's Year in Review....LMAO!!!!
Excerpts from the diary of a blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
....Hell...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2008 9:45PM

Sunshine79

Words with two Meanings.......
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Full...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2008 6:09PM

Sunshine79

What's your FAVORITE sex toy??
What's your favorite sex toy??

I have to say I own a leather paddle in the shape of a hand and I truly adore it being used on me.....

But, I have had the pleasure of a p...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 21, 2008 11:15PM

Sunshine79

Funniest letter to Tide......LMAO!!!
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
fact, ab...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2008 7:51AM

Sunshine79

BEST HEAD EVER!!
So...I wanted to ask the guys out there, what is your favorite memory of the best head ever....what was so special about it that makes you remember it?? I have to say one incident sticks out fondly......More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 20, 2008 10:20PM

Sunshine79

Ladies & Gents....What's your sex I.Q.??
I got 5 out of 15...I thought I'd do way better......and here is my result....in which I beg to differ!!

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21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 20, 2008 6:05PM

Sunshine79

Stupid Fay!!! (Storm)
OK, they called off school both yesterday and today. We were supposed to get the worst of the storm around 2am last nite. NOTHING happened!!!! I went to work yesterday and I gotta go today. I swear to...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 20, 2008 7:42AM

Sunshine79

Are you a Sex Goddess???
Ladies, are you a Sex Goddess?? Check it out and see.......

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21 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 19, 2008 9:28PM

Sunshine79

It's Important For Men To Remember..........
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 18, 2008 10:56PM

Sunshine79

Hurricane Fay
Well, I am practically in the very middle of Florida. Schools are closed both tomorrow and the next day. I'm not sure about work yet. I don't think I'll be going.
Funny thing about this storm. No one...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 18, 2008 7:44PM

Sunshine79

Incredible Story! (Bet you didn't see this one coming) LMAO!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2008 10:06PM

Sunshine79

Naked Cowboy!!! LMAO!
God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself if I get hell for this. I've never heard it, so it's not a rerun to me. I had a good laugh so, I have to share!

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16 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2008 8:19PM

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