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Sunshine79
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Pill For Curly Hair???
If you have straight hair, would you take a pill that made it curly?? 
If you have curly hair, would you take a pill that made it straight?? 
According to the Daily Mail, sc...More...
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posted Dec 9, 2009 8:32AM
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Sunshine79
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Performance Review Terms
EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.
CONSCIENTIOUS:
Scared.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nit picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
Is tall or has a loud voice.
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posted Dec 8, 2009 3:16PM
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Sunshine79
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Pig Toes
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.
When sh...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2009 9:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Wink Spree!!!!
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Someone went on a WINK & FRIEND REQUEST Spree!!!
And it wasn't ME!! 
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posted Dec 4, 2009 9:56AM
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Sunshine79
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If....
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If Santa Brought You Just One Gift, What Would You Ask For??
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posted Dec 3, 2009 9:52PM
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Sunshine79
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A Man & His Ass
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit.  He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. ...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2009 10:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Let's Say Thanks!!
Once again, Xerox is doing something cool, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets ...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2009 9:42AM
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Sunshine79
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MMMmmm....Chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vege...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 8:53PM
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Sunshine79
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Hysterical Definitions!!
Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The ac...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 2:17PM
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Sunshine79
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Age Is A Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one! 
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...More...
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posted Nov 30, 2009 3:25PM
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Sunshine79
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Words Of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.
Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
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posted Nov 30, 2009 10:37AM
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Sunshine79
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Accurate Weather Forecast
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ...More...
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posted Nov 30, 2009 8:58AM
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Sunshine79
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Truths About Life.......
Learned by young children............
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, ...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2009 1:37PM
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Sunshine79
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Visiting Australia
These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor. ...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2009 10:35AM
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Sunshine79
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Memories & Money!
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they ...More...
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posted Nov 27, 2009 7:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Little Johnny Is A Smartass!
The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
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posted Nov 26, 2009 3:26PM
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Sunshine79
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Midgets & Pancake Mix
reading craigslist > personals > missed connections
At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to: pers-gd33c-1264565935@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
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posted Nov 25, 2009 3:36PM
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