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Sunshine79

XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM

Sunshine79

Florida Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:28AM

Sunshine79

Oh, Memories!!!
What's the best memory out of 2009??

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I'm going to have to think about th...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 8:37PM

Sunshine79

Top 15 Reindeer Games!
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 7:28PM

Sunshine79

*Press Release* Christmas Downsizing
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for
better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy
measures are to take place in the “Twelve Day...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 9:19PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking;...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 8:52AM

Sunshine79

Brittany Murphy R.I.P.
So sad, only 32. She was found in her shower, her heart had stopped.
No further info at this time. Articl...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2009 6:41PM

Sunshine79

Christmas Bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 10:16AM

Sunshine79

Christmas'd Out Yet?
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 9:00AM

Sunshine79

Home Economics For Men
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1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

2. Introduct...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2009 6:46PM

Sunshine79

Neighborhood BBQ!
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2009 6:26PM

Sunshine79

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
(A repost, but appropriate for the season & may apply to some members here, lol)
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Ch...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 18, 2009 2:32PM

Sunshine79

'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2009 10:16AM

Sunshine79

Reindeer At Bunny's Bar
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the d...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2009 8:04AM

Sunshine79

3's Company
This is a show I really love. John Ritter, may he rest in peace. He has made me laugh so hard over the years of reruns. I just stumbled upon a recent picture of Joyce DeWitt (Janet) and ...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 15, 2009 3:47PM

Sunshine79

Unavoidable Laws of Life...
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When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2009 10:56AM

Sunshine79

A Banana & A Vibrator......
A banana & a vibrator were sitting on the bedside table. When the banana looks over at the vibrator and says.......
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14 comments | 7 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2009 8:10AM

Sunshine79

What's The Difference......
What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa??

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15 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2009 7:50PM

Sunshine79

Necessary Information For The 40 & Older Crowd
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a ga...More...
24 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2009 8:56AM

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