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StraddleMyNose

What two autographs from stars/celebrities would you want?
What two stars/celebrities (a male and a female) would you want? What would you have them write their autographs on, and would you request something for them to write to you on it? I would have ...More...
17 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2009 7:58PM

StraddleMyNose

How many of ya have sneaked a smell?
How many of you guys have actually sneaked a smell of a bicycle seat of a pretty damn sexy looking chick after her just getting off her bike and not within distance to see you doing this? Or wh...More...
14 comments | 7 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2009 12:06AM

StraddleMyNose

Electric shock treatment....for $50, would you...?
How many of you guys out there would purposely piss off a woman, and have that same woman perform electric shock treatment on you for $50? Hell, I'm up for it. I think it would actually be fun. Ladies...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 10:03PM

StraddleMyNose

The Oakland police killing
How many of you have heard this since yesterday about the killing of 4 Oakland police officers, and the lone officer on life support who is declared brain dead? The little scum bag who did the killing...More...
23 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 9:30PM

StraddleMyNose

Traffic ticket!

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:

This advice was sent by a retired State Farm
agent! This system has been tried and it works in every state.

If you get a speeding ticket or went...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 8:11PM

StraddleMyNose

Wrestlemania XXV (25)
How many people still watch the WWE (formally the WWF)? If so are you going to get the Wrestlemania XXV pay-per-view on April 5? I used to love watching that shit, even though we all know it's fake. I...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2009 11:47PM

StraddleMyNose

Anyone been watch the Celebrity Apprentice?
Who been watching Celebrity Apprentice for the last few weeks after it first started? I'm one of them that have been and find it humorous to see celebrities with such ego compete and try to work toget...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2009 8:18PM

StraddleMyNose

Grade Obama!
It's been two months now since Obama has been in office. The white house is still standing. But after two months in there, what grade would you give him? What are some things you don't like th...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2009 7:36PM

StraddleMyNose

Should employees of AIG get their bonuses?
How many of you think that the employees of AIG should get their bonuses? $165 million to be exact in the total bonuses. Congress has already passed their support on taxing a 90% tax on each of these ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2009 7:22PM

StraddleMyNose

General Hospital: Luke and Holly's love child?
How many of you been watching General Hospital since the early 1980's with the hey days of Luke and Laura? Well, there was a time when Luke and Holly were an item (1982) before she married Robert Scor...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2009 12:49AM

StraddleMyNose

This one is for Bruce...(I can actually see him doing this...lol)

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ...
You need to fart.


The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
A couple of songs, you start to feel better as ...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 10:02PM

StraddleMyNose

Are you kathlick?
Three little boys were concerned

because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized

and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2009 8:34PM

StraddleMyNose

Chuckle of the day...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2009 3:24PM

StraddleMyNose

Father-son / mother-daughter threesomes
Okay, I had a friend suggest that I do this blog topic since I blogged a joke about the mother-daughter threesome in my last blog. So credit should go to my friend for this blog idea.

So, how many...More...
24 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2009 2:38AM

StraddleMyNose

Met an older woman at the bar
I went to a bar last night and happened to meet someone. I found out that she was 55 years old, but didn't look too bad for her age at all. So I bought her a drink. We snuggled up a little with each o...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 1:45AM

StraddleMyNose

Step up, ladies, what kind of panties are you wearing right now?
It's been a while since I have done a blog about this, so it's that time again, ladies.

Okay, ladies, step right up and tell us what kind of panties you're wearing as far as co...More...
24 comments | 32 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2009 3:11AM

StraddleMyNose

NCAA Basketball Championship Title
The brackets came out today and the top 65 teams are set and in place. Glad to see my North Carolina at # 1 in the south. Louisville is going to be tough to beat, but I feel that my North Caroli...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 15, 2009 7:54PM

StraddleMyNose

After a good fuck........ =)
After a good fuck or making love before you head on out, are you likely to take a bath/shower to get the smell off, or do you just put on some clothes and head on out the door? As for...More...
26 comments | 14 kudos | posted Mar 15, 2009 12:36AM

StraddleMyNose

Hillary's new name
New Secretary of State
**************************************** FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT SHE HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.

SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 7:42PM

StraddleMyNose

Grounded?
Okay, I just now reached my limit of emails for now. I'm actually surprised considering I didn't think I emailed a whole lot today, but apparently I did. And here I was laughing at some of my friends ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 20, 2007 10:21PM

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