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straightup_9

Sent by a Friend...Oldie, but Goodie....the joke is too......
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 9:11AM

nativeamr35

For Blondie
We were driving in her car. It was the dead of winter. Driving back from the camp to my home. This long and winding road was so familiar to both of us. We had made this journey so many times before. I...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2008 8:28PM

straightup_9

It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!!......


The Military has always had porn.....Hell, if you are gonna take that away, you might as well do away with Basic Training and send them to a Seminary.

"Here's a couple of Grenades....go out and...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 11:35AM

sexyme4sexyu

switch still needing help, more on the topic.
As a continuation of the previous blog entry shown below, and response to a comment on it (check the blog).

you know thanks for that last comment, I refuse to believe, as do many serious dom sites ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 2:52AM

straightup_9

Interesting.............??
OK...I did a toungue-in-cheek blog about the number of women on this site.....And then it dawned on me that it may be fun to do a numbers comparison regarding different preferences....like men seeking...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 5:44PM

straightup_9

And The Truth Shall.............??
Once upon a time, in my younger Hell raising days, I entered a night club (in Mobile, Ala., of all places) and after ordering my Scotch at the bar, I said to the bartender:

" I'm looking for the b...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 4:06PM

straightup_9

Do ya really wanna know?....Do ya REALLY?.....
Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

Can you handle the math ?

There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 5, 2008 2:45PM

straightup_9

Another Question.....??...
Just curious regarding your OPINION..........I know there is no "Set-in-Stone" answer:

Wouldn't masturbating (for a man) be considered a form of "Fisting"?

Just trying to update ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 4, 2008 10:59AM

straightup_9

Sex.....and Gay Men
Ever have one of those thoughts that pop into your head ...and you can't get rid of it til you tell sombody?

Well, here is mine for the day.....

Gay Men must have an absolutely BORING sex life.....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 1:41PM

straightup_9

Sammy and the Chickens....
Another one for your weekend...ENJOY.....

You're late again,' the third-grade teacher said to
little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame
this on my Daddy. The re...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:44PM

straightup_9

Grandpa, and the Grocery Store.......
Insert repost disclaimer here....I'm still too lazy...

An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler
was crying and at times screaming at the top of his...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:03PM

PleasureAwaits

For those who don't know....
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

A...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2008 9:18PM

straightup_9

Advice for Men....pay attention, Guys...
As I believe in leading by example, I'm passing this along to you men out there...Hopefully, if you follow this example, your relationship with your SO will greatly increase.

It is important for me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:42PM

straightup_9

Pun Time...Ok, ok, Pun "Wannabes"...but I giggled......
No disclaimer this time....getting to be too much typing......

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:21PM

straightup_9

Speaking of Women........
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:13PM

straightup_9

OK, OK, OK......One More...
Again....may have been posted before....

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a partyand invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, t...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:53PM

straightup_9

Another Joke, Just Cuz I'm in the mood.....
I think this may have been posted before.....but I'm too lazy to look it up....
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes u...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:42PM

straightup_9

I Just Love the Effect I have on Women....LMAO
e-mail received today...It proves I am totally superior when attracting members of the opposite sex....

HI HANDSOME

A heart has a million stories and i will be happy if you can be my last...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:25PM

straightup_9

Do You Remember.........?
This is an "Experience" test....see how many you ACTUALLY remember (and not just "heard of").....

(sigh)...I remember them all...

1) 45 rpm spindle adaptors


2) Green Stamps

...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:19PM

straightup_9

All You Ladies Gonna LOVE This.....
Eve's side of the story.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises a...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 28, 2008 11:30AM

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