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Welcome Back
To one of our latest members..
It's so nice to of him to grace us with his reappearance
After all, anyone who is a Real Estate Mogul in Md., a bartender in S.C.,
and a charter boat ow...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 15, 2010 2:35PM


Your Onion Horoscope For March 30
Good Luck
What others think of you is a constant source of worry, so take heart in knowing that they rarely ever do.
It might not be today, and it might not be tomorro...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 30, 2010 11:14AM


Really A Growing Problem For Bigots
Racial Slur Development Not Keeping Pace With Mixed-Race Births, Nation's Bigots Report
March 13, 2010 | Issue 46•10 ONION

Once brimming with xenophobic put-downs, the average racist's lexicon ca...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2010 2:38PM


Yee Haww!! Gonna' Make My Hourly Blog Deadline
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Irrelevant News
Recently I was watching Primetime or Dateline or 20/20...forget which one...and something dawned on me. Does anyone else remember when those shows used t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2010 2:32PM


Alternate Health Care Bills
Infographic From The Onion
March 10, 2010 | Issue 46•10

In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. He...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2010 2:01PM


Tips with English Grammer For Bloogers...Use Spell Chk..and
1. Don't abbrev.

2. Check to see if you any words out.

3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4. About sentence fragments.

5. When dangling, don't use participles.

8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2010 7:29AM


Tiger's Mistresses Gather at Yankee Stadium for Press Conference
Andy Borowitz

With Tiger Woods' much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend's mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stad...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2010 9:18AM


Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
February 19, 2010 | Issue 46•07 Onion Sports

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2010 9:00AM


Introducing the Hot New Social Network, PhoneBook

Andy Borowitz
SILICON VALLEY (The Borowitz Report) -- A new social network is about to alter the playing field of the social media world, and it's called PhoneBook.

According to its creators, ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 17, 2010 2:16PM


Tomorrow's Sermon..Unholy Roller Church of WTF's Happenin'
Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will

Even those of us who are godly and walk in the way of the Lord may find ourselves from time to time beset by afflictions and setbacks – problems such as...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2010 12:57PM


My Revenge Will Be Rushed And Unfulfilling
OK.. For the anal retentives..I confess this came from The Onion..
And I actually did mean it as a satiric humorous attack on a known instigator..
Ah, yes. The time ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2010 3:45PM


Users of adult sites often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards get pretty raunchy.

Well, I thought I would give it a try it, but I...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 2, 2008 9:16PM


The Love Calculator...
Just the other day I was surfing online when I heard that little ‘ding’ letting me know that I had just received another email. Curious as to what it was, I opened up my ever bulging inbox. Was it a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2007 7:06AM


A few thoughts about mah weiner..
My Bro canu got me to thinking about my weiner,( ) so I thought I would blog a few comments.......especially since about half the blogs are one liners, hopefully mine will make more sense and ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 6, 2007 3:11PM

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