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I did what????
So, a lot of people ask me if I regret anything I did during my eight years in office. And the answer is, just one thing.

Now, I know some of you are thinking I'm going to say Iran Contra. And ...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2014 10:34AM


100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
Funny Shit!!!!!
24 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2013 7:10PM


In view of our obsession with the moment and our complete refusal to consider the future today's activity will produce, we are making it easy on you by posting 10-likely results.

1 – A President w...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 10, 2013 6:28AM


In the Eye of the Beholder
Humor, unllike beauty, is never in the eye (or mind) of the beholder. If you don't laugh at EVERY joke that's posted, no matter how many times you've heard it, surely you have no sense of humor, beca...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2013 8:03PM


satire - A World Without Women
If all the women got homesick and left for Venus tomorrow, the first thing we’d do is accelerate the creation of life-like robots – women in particular. Here are 10-improvements we'd make:

1 -- Yo...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2013 2:01AM


My 10 reasons to vote Republican
1. It's ok to tell women of America they cannot make their own decisions.

2. I fully support making it difficult, if not impossible, for the poor and minorities to vote.

3. The Constitution is j...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2012 12:15PM


Mitt Romney's Letter To His Former Gardener
About the New Immigration Rules

The Borowitz Report has obtained the following letter from Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney to his former gardener, José Salazar:

Dear J...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2012 7:59AM


Gaddafi Killed; Mauled by Tiger in Ohio
POSTED October 20, 2011
Cat to Receive Presidential Medal of Freedom

ZANESVILLE (The Borowitz Report) – A grim chapter in the history of Libya came to a close today when fugitive dictator...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2011 10:48AM


Armed man barricaded in Arizona air base announces demands

Topics: Guns, Arizona
Saturday, 17 September 2011
The gunman has spent the bulk of his time overseeing people's bathroom breaks TUCSON, Arizona--
Davis-Monthan Air Force Base was on lockdow...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2011 9:48AM


Nun Has Orgasm During TSA Pat-Down
BEAVER PAW, Ore. — “Oh my. Oooohhhh. Oh, Jesus! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Oh God...oh God...OH GOD! YES! YES!” Trembling hands clutched to her suddenly heaving chest, Sister Nevva Haddenny c...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 28, 2011 2:06PM


Completely Sane Patriot Group Found Busily Training in Midwest
A right-wing patriot group, unfazed by left or right-wing political rhetoric and 100% sane, was found by Tawdry Soup busily training for Armageddon just beyond the Wabash County line.
Wearing Spu...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2011 9:40AM


From the Pork Barrel:

August 12 at 6:07PM by Dennis DiClaudio
* I agree with Rick Perry 100 percent! If the Founding Fathers had wanted Medicare and Social Security, they wouldn't have invented Skid Row and bargain ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 13, 2011 11:33PM


UPDATE: U.S. Navy defeats Disney for right to make money off of SEAL Team 6
by Sean O'Neal May 25, 2011

Dedicated to stopping tyranny wherever it may find it, the U.S. Navy has stepped up to challenge Disney’s attempts to trademark “SEAL Team 6,” whom Disney ho...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 26, 2011 7:21AM


Bill Maher's take on politics..
Our Black Ninja Prez.

2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 8, 2011 4:56PM


Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine
May 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•18

Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001,...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 5:46PM


Just A Little Military Satire For You....
The Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO):

1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.

2. Airborne: Lands ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2010 7:51AM


Ways To Stay Stressed
Are you worried now about how to stay stressed? You'll have no trouble if you practice the following clinically proven methods:

NEVER EXERCISE. Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent wo...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2010 9:18AM

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