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TwistAndShout	In the Eye of the Beholder Humor, unllike beauty, is never in the eye (or mind) of the beholder. If you don't laugh at EVERY joke that's posted, no matter how many times you've heard it, surely you have no sense of humor, beca...More...
	5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2013 8:03PM

J1958	A World Without Women If all the women got homesick and left for Venus tomorrow, the first thing we’d do is accelerate the creation of life-like robots – women in particular. Here are 10-improvements we'd make: 1 -- Yo...More...
	16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2013 2:01AM

sugarnspice005	My 10 reasons to vote Republican 1. It's ok to tell women of America they cannot make their own decisions. 2. I fully support making it difficult, if not impossible, for the poor and minorities to vote. 3. The Constitution is j...More...
	3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2012 12:15PM

RevDocLove	Mitt Romney's Letter To His Former Gardener About the New Immigration Rules The Borowitz Report has obtained the following letter from Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney to his former gardener, José Salazar: Dear J...More...
	2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2012 7:59AM

StraddleMyNose	Call me * call me * call me* call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looking for 500 celebrity women to straddle me all at the same time. Must know what they're doing and can cum on command when told. Red heads, blondes, and brunettes welcomed. Experience not requi...More...
	8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 27, 2012 11:54AM

RevDocLove	Gaddafi Killed; Mauled by Tiger in Ohio POSTED October 20, 2011 Cat to Receive Presidential Medal of Freedom ZANESVILLE (The Borowitz Report) – A grim chapter in the history of Libya came to a close today when fugitive dictator...More...
	10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2011 10:48AM

RevDocLove	Armed man barricaded in Arizona air base announces demands Topics: Guns, Arizona Saturday, 17 September 2011 The gunman has spent the bulk of his time overseeing people's bathroom breaks TUCSON, Arizona-- Davis-Monthan Air Force Base was on lockdow...More...
	6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2011 9:48AM

RevDocLove	Nun Has Orgasm During TSA Pat-Down BEAVER PAW, Ore. — “Oh my. Oooohhhh. Oh, Jesus! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Oh God...oh God...OH GOD! YES! YES!” Trembling hands clutched to her suddenly heaving chest, Sister Nevva Haddenny c...More...
	6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 28, 2011 2:06PM

RevDocLove	Completely Sane Patriot Group Found Busily Training in Midwest A right-wing patriot group, unfazed by left or right-wing political rhetoric and 100% sane, was found by Tawdry Soup busily training for Armageddon just beyond the Wabash County line. Wearing Spu...More...
	5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2011 9:40AM

RevDocLove	From the Pork Barrel: August 12 at 6:07PM by Dennis DiClaudio * I agree with Rick Perry 100 percent! If the Founding Fathers had wanted Medicare and Social Security, they wouldn't have invented Skid Row and bargain ...More...
	0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 13, 2011 11:33PM

RevDocLove	UPDATE: U.S. Navy defeats Disney for right to make money off of SEAL Team 6 Newswire by Sean O'Neal May 25, 2011 Dedicated to stopping tyranny wherever it may find it, the U.S. Navy has stepped up to challenge Disney’s attempts to trademark “SEAL Team 6,” whom Disney ho...More...
	3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 26, 2011 7:21AM

RevDocLove	Bill Maher's take on politics.. Our Black Ninja Prez.
	2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 8, 2011 4:56PM

RevDocLove	Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine Onion May 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•18 Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001,...More...
	10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 5:46PM

StraddleMyNose	I NEED MY FACE STRADDLED! (Satire) I need my face straddled. Any U.S. women out there? I can't believe some guys actually think this stuff works in the blogs.... ***** ***** *****...More...
	22 comments | 11 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2010 7:03PM

RevDocLove	Just A Little Military Satire For You.... The Snake Model Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO): 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands ...More...
	2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2010 7:51AM

RevDocLove	Ways To Stay Stressed Are you worried now about how to stay stressed? You'll have no trouble if you practice the following clinically proven methods: NEVER EXERCISE. Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent wo...More...
	1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2010 9:18AM

RevDocLove	Welcome Back To one of our latest members.. It's so nice to of him to grace us with his reappearance After all, anyone who is a Real Estate Mogul in Md., a bartender in S.C., and a charter boat ow...More...
	17 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 15, 2010 2:35PM

RevDocLove	Your Onion Horoscope For March 30 Good Luck Aries What others think of you is a constant source of worry, so take heart in knowing that they rarely ever do. Taurus It might not be today, and it might not be tomorro...More...
	5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 30, 2010 11:14AM

RevDocLove	Really A Growing Problem For Bigots Racial Slur Development Not Keeping Pace With Mixed-Race Births, Nation's Bigots Report March 13, 2010 | Issue 46•10 ONION Once brimming with xenophobic put-downs, the average racist's lexicon ca...More...
	7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2010 2:38PM

RevDocLove	Yee Haww!! Gonna' Make My Hourly Blog Deadline Wednesday, November 29, 2006 Irrelevant News Recently I was watching Primetime or Dateline or 20/20...forget which one...and something dawned on me. Does anyone else remember when those shows used t...More...
	3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2010 2:32PM

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