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Sunshine79

A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM

Sunshine79

Penis Facts (Both Men & Women Should Read!)
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1
...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 20, 2008 9:29AM

Sunshine79

Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Be A Penis....LMAO!
Re-run or not....I can't help but giggle every time I read this list.....I had to share (or share again!)
10. You've got a hole in your head.

9. Your master strangles you all the time. ...More...
24 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 10:23PM

Sunshine79

The Broken Penis.....LMAO!!
Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental s...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 6:34PM

asnet

Icelandic Phallological Museum
Icelandic museum offers long and short of male organ
Bob Strong , Reuters
Published: Thursday, May 15, 2008

HUSAVIK, Iceland - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2008 12:37AM

orallyfrustrated

Why is this?
When I wake up in the morning I have a hard on but I just have to pee. I didn't have any wet dreams or think of anything sexual, and this happens everyday, why?
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 18, 2008 3:37AM

Sunshine79

I wish I had a PENIS!!
Yeah, sometimes I wish I had a penis of my own. I'd want one because then when I had to pee, I could just whip it out and start marking my territory. I'd piss on everything!!! From office plants to si...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 11:03PM

xdcfx

INVERTED PENIS?
I was watching one of them medical documentaries on one of them cable channels, and there was a guy, who was getting ready for a procedure to fix his inverted penis. He was happily married, and...More...
20 comments | 7 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2008 11:34PM

MonkeyWoman30

I'm Immature
Freud argued that clitoral orgasms were characteristic of the young and immature, and vaginal orgasms represented the healthy female sexual response. It was his belief that if a woman was not able to ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 18, 2008 12:33AM

drinkabudweiner

penis size
what size is big enough?, mine is 7 inches but is not very thick.
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2008 5:42PM

91sexy91

PENIS SIZE
vote how big u like a penis to be.
4-5 inchs
5-6 inchs
6-7 inchs
7-8 inchs
9 or over
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 7, 2007 3:17PM

sundance64

Dear Penis
http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

This had me cracking up!! And the funniest part? My 17 year old son showed it to me!!
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2007 5:59PM

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