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Understanding Women
I am the first to admit I do not understand women..... 
I met someone last week.... 
She said it would take 10 inches to satisfy her... 
I went over to her place.....  ...More...
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posted Feb 5, 2008 2:25PM
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I am Soooo out of practise....
I went digging through my stack of computers today (yes, I said stack...I have about 30 of them) looking for one particular machine.....
I haven't used it in years....
It's base operating system...More...
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posted Feb 5, 2008 12:13PM
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I wonder.......
I wonder ........would it be considered an invasion of privacy to look at information on a particular server, if the information there was willingly and freely given by the individuals ...and coupled ...More...
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posted Feb 4, 2008 1:49PM
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Rules to Remember
Rumor has it that these rules were outlined by Bill Gates while addressing a group of High School students.....I say this, because I am too busy with other things to bother with any research....anyway...More...
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posted Feb 4, 2008 1:35PM
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His First 69...(joke)
A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....
After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute.....More...
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posted Feb 1, 2008 1:49PM
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TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!
Well, well...had my echo-cardiogram today...everything looks super.....Guess I will be released to return to work on Valentine's Day....Yeaaaaaa!!!!...Although I do realize all you ladies will miss th...More...
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posted Jan 31, 2008 6:25PM
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New Boots...(joke...)
Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....
An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one ...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2008 3:46PM
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A Few of My Favorite Things....
I was having a quiet moment...and a few memories flittered through what's left of my brain, sooooo, thought I'd share...........
Sunrise in the Rockies....winter or summer...it'll take your breath ...More...
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posted Jan 29, 2008 4:02PM
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Priopism?
Cuz my curious mind wants to know....If you and your mate had sex for more than 4 hours, would that be priopism ?...would that be cause for an immediate trip to the ER ?...Oh, Great Knowledgeable AMDe...More...
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posted Jan 29, 2008 3:32PM
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Cyber Sex...(joke)
Yup...this is a "cut n paste"...but I thought it was cute.....A good example of what can happen when reality seeps in... 
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I ...More...
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posted Jan 29, 2008 2:17PM
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Andy Rooney comments
Having spent all day looking for it, and not turning up a form of proof acceptable by people in general....I have deleted the blog i created regarding comments made by Mr Rooney.
This does not mea...More...
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posted Jan 23, 2008 5:24PM
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The Wild, Wild West...
A grizzled old cowboy was leaning on the bar, in a crowed saloon, having a drink...
A cocky young kid walks up to him and sez: "Hey, oldtimer...you know anything about gun-fighting?"
" A little....More...
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posted Jan 22, 2008 3:05PM
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Serious Health Insurance Issues
I've been doing a little research, lately....Mainly because a few days ago, my son brought in the mail, and as luck would have it, when he tossed an envelope to me, it bounced on the table and hit my ...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2008 1:48PM
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