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straightup_9

Speaking of Women........
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:13PM

straightup_9

OK, OK, OK......One More...
Again....may have been posted before....

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a partyand invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, t...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:53PM

straightup_9

Another Joke, Just Cuz I'm in the mood.....
I think this may have been posted before.....but I'm too lazy to look it up....
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes u...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:42PM

straightup_9

I Just Love the Effect I have on Women....LMAO
e-mail received today...It proves I am totally superior when attracting members of the opposite sex....

HI HANDSOME

A heart has a million stories and i will be happy if you can be my last...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:25PM

straightup_9

Do You Remember.........?
This is an "Experience" test....see how many you ACTUALLY remember (and not just "heard of").....

(sigh)...I remember them all...

1) 45 rpm spindle adaptors


2) Green Stamps

...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:19PM

straightup_9

All You Ladies Gonna LOVE This.....
Eve's side of the story.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises a...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 28, 2008 11:30AM

straightup_9

Being A Man.....
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2008 11:41AM

straightup_9

Now Taking Applications for Franchises.....act quick b4 they are gone


With all the recent blogging about it, I've came up with a fabulous business plan....

I'm going to open a stri...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2008 11:27AM

straightup_9

How To Use an ATM.....
The following are Gender-biased procedures...Please chose your appropriate gender prior to following any instructions.....

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car wi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 8:41AM

straightup_9

The Snake Hunt.....reality sucks....
I am currently conducting a snake hunt....Yes....A real, true to life hunt ...not for just any snake...but for a particular one...

As best as we can determine, the snake is a Eastern Diamondback......More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 5:10PM

straightup_9

Response to "Because I'm A man"
Guys, I know...I shouldn't, but I gotta let the cat out of the bag...

Ladies, I know you don't want to hear it...but here is the TRUTH of the matter.......

Because I'm a man, When you see me fid...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 3:26PM

straightup_9

Another "cut-n-paste"...enjoy
Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are

always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'
How quickly the years pass!

Tips f...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2008 12:55PM

straightup_9

Riddle me this........
OK...let's see if any of you can solve this ...correctly....
You are making a 2 mile drive from point a to point c...
passing through point b, which is exactly 1 mile from points a and c....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 31, 2008 10:12AM

straightup_9

Spelling Lesson....
An attractive young lady (need I mention her hair color?) was pushing her cart slowly through a Winn-Dixie.......

Upon arriving in the produce department, she looked around, then approached a clerk...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2008 2:59PM

straightup_9

Discounts......(joke)
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the Univer...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2008 2:16PM

straightup_9

Free at Last..!!!
For those of you who might be interested, My Doctor's appointment went very well yesterday...I have been released to return to work with no restrictions....

I can't begin to tell you just h...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 15, 2008 1:22PM

straightup_9

Death and Sex....
This was partly inspired by Dayna, and her "Fuck of Death".....She got me thinking along these lines....then the dark side took over...

MORAL ISSUES...We all know that SOME of our morals sli...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 4:43PM

straightup_9

An Inquiring Mind......can drive you nuts....
Sometimes I wish I were not the way I am......I tend to question things...things that most people take at face value, and develop real feelings about...and I sit there, asking my questions in my mind,...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 1:03PM

straightup_9

The Headache.........
Joe_Bob had a terrible headache.....after taking everything he could find "across the counter" with no relief, he finally went to the doctor...

After a complete examination, the doctor prescribed s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 6:09PM

straightup_9

Pregnant Turkey?......
This was sent to me by a friend.....

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 5:56PM

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