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DWI and Teens....inspired by another Blog...
This is in response to a blog by Straddle regarding the "tactics" used by Authorities in California as part of a DWI awareness Program.

How easy it is to get side-tracked by bull shit....

.Right...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2008 1:40PM

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A Friend in Need..........
This is an old, old one.....so stop me if you've heard it.....

A man was walking down the street, rather fast, as he was already late for an appointment.

As he rounded a corner of a build...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2008 1:18PM

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If you need some reading.......
This is Saturday....and I'm sorta blah (if ya know what I mean)....Here is a link to some interesting reading....Some may enjoy it, some may not....BUT.....
For Gawd's Sake....Don't go hatin' on me f...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 31, 2008 10:17AM

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Yep...Itsa cut-n-paste.....
Standard disclaimer applies.............................................................

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 4:57PM

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Hattie and Lyza......
One day, Hattie and Lyza were sitting on their front porch, shelling peas.....

Lyza:..."Hattie, whut dat youse call a man whut goes down on a man?"

Hattie:..."Lyza, you calls him a Kwe-ur."

...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 3:50PM

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Some "Strange and Weird" stuff.........

WARNING!!!...STANDARD RE-POST DISCLAIMER APPLIES....

<>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but <>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male an...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2008 5:39PM

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Thought this was funny.....sooooooo.......
Sent to me by a friend....enjoy....standard repost disclaimer applies.....

> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 12, 2008 12:46PM

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One more Oldie, but Quickie......
REPOST DISCLAIMER: Yadda, yadda, yadda....Blah, blah, blah.......

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods, on her way to Grannie's when she was accousted by the "BIG BAD WOLF"...

"R...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 5:41PM

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WTF?....Might as Well......
It's been an extremely busy day, during which i have been lamenting to anyone who would listen, about the atrocious bureaucracy of various levels of Government agencies.

Can't they see I want this ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 5:31PM

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Sent by a Friend...Oldie, but Goodie....the joke is too......
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 9:11AM

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It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!!......


The Military has always had porn.....Hell, if you are gonna take that away, you might as well do away with Basic Training and send them to a Seminary.

"Here's a couple of Grenades....go out and...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 11:35AM

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Interesting.............??
OK...I did a toungue-in-cheek blog about the number of women on this site.....And then it dawned on me that it may be fun to do a numbers comparison regarding different preferences....like men seeking...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 5:44PM

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And The Truth Shall.............??
Once upon a time, in my younger Hell raising days, I entered a night club (in Mobile, Ala., of all places) and after ordering my Scotch at the bar, I said to the bartender:

" I'm looking for the b...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 4:06PM

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Do ya really wanna know?....Do ya REALLY?.....
Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

Can you handle the math ?

There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 5, 2008 2:45PM

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Another Question.....??...
Just curious regarding your OPINION..........I know there is no "Set-in-Stone" answer:

Wouldn't masturbating (for a man) be considered a form of "Fisting"?

Just trying to update ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 4, 2008 10:59AM

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Sex.....and Gay Men
Ever have one of those thoughts that pop into your head ...and you can't get rid of it til you tell sombody?

Well, here is mine for the day.....

Gay Men must have an absolutely BORING sex life.....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 1:41PM

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Sammy and the Chickens....
Another one for your weekend...ENJOY.....

You're late again,' the third-grade teacher said to
little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame
this on my Daddy. The re...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:44PM

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Grandpa, and the Grocery Store.......
Insert repost disclaimer here....I'm still too lazy...

An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler
was crying and at times screaming at the top of his...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:03PM

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Advice for Men....pay attention, Guys...
As I believe in leading by example, I'm passing this along to you men out there...Hopefully, if you follow this example, your relationship with your SO will greatly increase.

It is important for me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:42PM

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Pun Time...Ok, ok, Pun "Wannabes"...but I giggled......
No disclaimer this time....getting to be too much typing......

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:21PM

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