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Sunshine79

Sexual Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients:

2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Well Shaped Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana

Method:

1. Loo...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 24, 2008 8:21AM

Sunshine79

IF YOU WANT..........
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go ou...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 23, 2008 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Golden Urinals!!! LMAO!
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The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at hi...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2008 4:40PM

Sunshine79

An Adjustable Facelift!!
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This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2008 7:18AM

Sunshine79

Convert Sunshine79...You gotta be joking, right??
hi my lovely
if you are a scammer don’t answer to me
here are the things that i need :
1. this is the hardest thing -so i start with that-i will give to u all my love but i have another one or two...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 22, 2008 9:19PM

Sunshine79

Politically Correct Descriptions For Men LMAO!
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He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 22, 2008 7:41AM

Sunshine79

True Story-What WOMEN go thru for MEN! (400th Blog)
Alright all, prepare to LAUGHHHHHHHHH!!!

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All hair removal methods have tricked women w...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2008 8:40AM

Sunshine79

Why It's GREAT To Be A GUY!!
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- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Y...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2008 7:20AM

Sunshine79

Magic SEX Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan .
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentlem...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2008 10:25PM

Sunshine79

Translating Men...........LMAO!
Understanding Men

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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pat...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 18, 2008 7:31AM

Sunshine79

Diary Of A House Husband.....LMAO!
This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with you.

1). Make the beds......
What a waste of effort...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2008 8:18PM

Sunshine79

Monkey in a bar......LMAO!
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Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2008 8:00AM

Sunshine79

A GOOD HUSBAND....PRICELESS!!! LMAO!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from th...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 10:58PM

Sunshine79

DO NOT EAT CHICKEN!!!!!
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They dis...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 9:29PM

Sunshine79

Slogans 4 Woman's T-Shirts! LMAO!
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1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 7:40AM

Sunshine79

3 Kids Fishing & Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids ...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 7:13PM

Sunshine79

Investments Gone BAD!
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
You would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2008 5:11PM

Sunshine79

Weight Loss System For Men
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in n...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 3:11PM

Sunshine79

P.S.A .----> Regarding Men
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the c...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 11:28AM

Sunshine79

Top 10 things NOT to say in Victoria's Secret!! LMAO!
- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

- No Thanks. Just sniffing.

- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

- Mom will love this.

- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowbo...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 8:25AM

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