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Sunshine79

The Lay Off..........LMAO!!!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 10, 2008 5:36PM

Sunshine79

Hey, I got a question.........
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 10, 2008 8:27AM

Sunshine79

The Onion & The Christmas Tree....LMAO!!!
The family was sitting at the dinner table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answered, "Well son, there are three kinds of boobies. In ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2008 8:09PM

Sunshine79

This is your brain on drugs!!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.

The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second c...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2008 2:46PM

Sunshine79

Funny Thing About Condoms.....
Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad? ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2008 7:33PM

Sunshine79

Marriage Sucks!
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 11:05AM

Sunshine79

I'm a Light Bulb!!
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hun...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 7:55PM

Sunshine79

Go Ahead, Ask Yourself!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 5:03PM

Sunshine79

What Hillbillies Think About Sex.....LMAO!
1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 1, 2008 6:36PM

Sunshine79

Nomi on the plane. What she didn't tell you!
A businessman boards the flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to
an absolutely gorgeous woman, Nomi.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual ...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 1, 2008 10:13AM

Wordsofwit

Cast the First Stone - Tommy
I was around nine and my brother was six. I had gone the week before to church with a friend. In Sunday school, we had been given a homework assignment. When the Sunday school teacher asked the questi...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 1, 2008 9:09AM

Sunshine79

Strange Sex Laws

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2008 7:40AM

Sunshine79

Tuesday's AMAZING Sex Facts!!
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Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 mil...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 10:31AM

Sunshine79

Short & Sweet!!
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The police office walked up to a prostitute and said u cant sell sex.
She repli...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 28, 2008 6:44PM

Sunshine79

Monday Sex Facts!!
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

The greatest recorded number of ch...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 28, 2008 7:51AM

Sunshine79

Sunday Sex Facts!!
[/B]Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.

Sex is the safest tran...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 27, 2008 6:42PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Saturday: Sex & Language
"Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis."

"Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen."

"Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."

"Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart."

"Sc...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 26, 2008 8:28PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Saturday Facts Ya Didn't Know!!
According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 26, 2008 6:37PM

Sunshine79

The Girlfriend, Mistress & The Wife
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos ...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 9:24PM

Sunshine79

The Blonde Painter.............LMAO!!!
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, an...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 25, 2008 8:22PM

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