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Sunshine79

Why didn't the CHICKEN swim across the lake?
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12 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 29, 2008 8:22AM

Sunshine79

Sunday Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 6:12PM

Sunshine79

Men Strike Back!!!
Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 27, 2008 8:15PM

Sunshine79

Why Underwear Are Important!!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle......More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 27, 2008 7:44AM

Zaftik

Cheer Up! Damn It!!
It's the weekend!
It's almost summer!
Most of y'all have 3 days off!

So CHEER UP!!

I wanna hear some singing

I wanna see some dancing (not just by the banana)

How ab...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 25, 2008 8:36PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Lady.....Did What???
A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.
The bartender says, ''He isn't here but I...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 23, 2008 9:14PM

Sunshine79

5 year olds 1st job......
A 5 year old's first job. Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond
formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that
will make you believe that we all can make a...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2008 8:24PM

Sunshine79

Cock & Balls!
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A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was rig...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2008 6:22PM

Sunshine79

You Don't Know SHIT!!
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her an...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 20, 2008 8:01AM

Sunshine79

Why I Fired My Secretary!!!
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly hav...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 19, 2008 8:31PM

Sunshine79

If Men Had A Vagina For A Day!!! LMAO!!
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day:



10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if th...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 16, 2008 2:07PM

Sunshine79

Bitch Slapped!
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 15, 2008 7:10PM

Sunshine79

Why Sunshine Carries 2 Cardboard Men In Her Car.....
My car gets a flat on the interstate one day. I ease it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully step out of the car and open the trunk.

I take out two cardboard men, unfold them and s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 15, 2008 8:32AM

Sunshine79

I wish I had a PENIS!!
Yeah, sometimes I wish I had a penis of my own. I'd want one because then when I had to pee, I could just whip it out and start marking my territory. I'd piss on everything!!! From office plants to si...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 11:03PM

Sunshine79

For All AMD Ladies!!!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 8:57PM

Sunshine79

The Ant & The Grasshopper (Revised) For all the political people!
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 13, 2008 12:37PM

Sunshine79

LAWS OF LIFE----------LMAO!
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* Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begi...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 11:55AM

Sunshine79

A Quickie For Guys With LITTLE PECKERS!!!
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A woman walks into an H & R Block accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 12, 2008 6:42PM

Sunshine79

Picture This......(Hilarious!!) LMAO!
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to sta...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2008 7:27AM

Sunshine79

SEX for $100!!!
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else......More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2008 10:15PM

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