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Sunshine79

Look Again......LMAO!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 28, 2008 3:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Some Friday Laughs!


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ...... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'

2. A...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 27, 2008 10:07PM

Sunshine79

Water Vs. Alcohol (Public Service Announcement)
And you wonder why I like a beer or a wee bit of scotch every now and then.............
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: "...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2008 9:01PM

Sunshine79

Would you rather.....
3 Questions....Would you rather....

1. Date the wrong people until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?

2. Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a wi...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2008 8:56PM

Sunshine79

Things Men SHOULDN'T Say After SEx...LMAO!!
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1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when s...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 22, 2008 8:26PM

Sunshine79

Where's My PIZZA!!
I placed a call for calzones & wings an hour ago......they still aren't here and I'm STARVING!!! Where the hell are they damn it!!! .......... ..........
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2008 9:35PM

Sunshine79

Smoke after Sex
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2008 3:05PM

Sunshine79

Hooked On Phonics....LMAO!!
My four-year old Grandson is learning to read.

Yesterday he pointed at a picture in a Zoo book and said,
'Look Grandpa! It's a frickin' elephant!'


I took a deep breath, then asked.....More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 21, 2008 11:55AM

Sunshine79

Hillbilly Mirror....LMAO!
After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all his life, An
old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of
the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever havi...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 20, 2008 7:57PM

Sunshine79

Mean & Crude Horoscopes **(MAY OFFEND!!)**
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)- You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks yo...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 19, 2008 7:38AM

Sunshine79

George Carlins Rules For 2008!! LMAO!
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other pe...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2008 8:54PM

Sunshine79

Something Funny In The Real World......LMAO!!
Yesterday I went to breakfast as IHOP. I had an omlette and pancakes. YUM!!
On my drive home I saw something that made me laugh. Across from IHOP is a little place call "Mels' Diner". I've never eate...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2008 7:51AM

Sunshine79

3 Good Arguments....LMAO!!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2008 9:34PM

Sunshine79

I saw this billboard today......
I saw a billboard sign that said:

NEED HELP, CALL JESUS
1-800-905-3787

Out of curiosity, I did.
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...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2008 3:20PM

Sunshine79

WARNING!! (Men)
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called............More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2008 7:20PM

Sunshine79

Funny shit about marriage.....LMAO!!!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep t...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2008 3:25PM

Sunshine79

Yodeling started how?? LMAO!!!
Haveyou ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland . Night fall was rapidly approaching and he had
nowhere to sle...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 5, 2008 7:39AM

Sunshine79

Eat Shit!!
The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheiss...More...
13 comments | 7 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2008 9:16AM

Sunshine79

Giant Penis----Ya gotta laugh!
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the ni...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 2, 2008 6:34PM

Sunshine79

Real Truth About Men!
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathta...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 31, 2008 5:40PM

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