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Porch Gossip
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

doing nothing. One lady turns and asks,

"Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do y...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2007 11:53AM


The Expensive Hooker
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar in Newark, thinking
about his wretched life, when he spots a fabulous babe
walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the
bartender about her and is...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 7, 2007 6:07PM


Red Juice
Okay so we have heard all the blonde jokes so now it's time to turn the tables. Only the hair colors have been changed to protect the innocent. HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone.

A father and his three beau...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 31, 2007 12:40PM


I don't know about this!!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be whe...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2007 11:24AM


The Cajun and the Alligator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and pla...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2007 12:15PM


Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everythingto his devoted wife. She was

determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she

placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranc...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 8, 2007 11:10PM


Another oldie but so true. One of my favorite words for almost anything LOL.


Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may ju...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 22, 2007 12:45AM


18 Goes Into 54
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on
the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 54 years old, can no ...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 15, 2007 9:45AM



1...Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2... Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3...I saw a woman wear...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2007 5:19PM


Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 30, 2007 12:38AM


Smart Blonde
Sorry dumb blonde had to do this one!!

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is co...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 25, 2007 9:21AM


Some short jokes to get you going
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 11:41AM


Almost Friday Funnies

compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2007 11:36PM


Confession... Good for the Soul?
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we g...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 12, 2007 11:02AM


Mood Changers
Mood Changers
You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!

1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

3. How do ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2007 3:22PM


Redneck Pick-up Lines
This one goes out to TLC and Cable Guy...I hope you two and others enjoy these.
1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are specia...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2007 7:17PM

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