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Zaftik
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Monday Moans--Jokes
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2008 4:45PM
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dragonsflame61
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Funnies!
If y'all don't find these funny, then something is seriously wrong!
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posted Jan 24, 2008 8:08PM
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Zaftik
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Some Dirty Old Jokes
Sophie Tucker was a vaudeville star. A cross between the sex-minded Mae West and the homely Fanny Brice. Sophie's jokes relied on aggressive sexual innuendo and her audience loved her.
Bette Midler h...More...
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posted Jan 14, 2008 12:13AM
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dragonsflame61
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Jokes
: Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open mind...More...
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posted Jan 9, 2008 1:23PM
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raziel23x
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Some Jokes for your entertainment
Lottery
A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to c...More...
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posted Nov 13, 2007 8:40PM
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Angel_45304
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The Finger
THE HISTORICAL ORIGIN OF "THE FINGER"
This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and
enjoyment.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victor...More...
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posted Aug 21, 2007 5:53PM
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regularguy354
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Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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posted Aug 11, 2007 12:15AM
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adopted
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The broken bottle
Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.......More...
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posted Jul 26, 2007 2:20AM
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MissMisty
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funnies
My twisted lil mind thought these were funny as hell !
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A boy is at ...More...
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posted Jul 15, 2007 12:46PM
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Angel_45304
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Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at ...More...
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posted Jul 4, 2007 8:15AM
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MissMisty
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Oldies but Goodies
GUARANTEED TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY..
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover o...More...
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posted Jun 28, 2007 12:28PM
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MissMisty
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more jokes
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is ...More...
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posted May 19, 2007 5:39PM
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justme303
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Technical Help (Joke)
Technical Help................... Help Desk
(Now this is supposed to have been a true story. Be it true or not, I was rolling in laughter... Hope you do also..................)
"World Perf...More...
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posted Apr 30, 2007 4:43PM
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justme303
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Why Beer Is Better Than Women
I went back searching though all my files of jokes that have been given to me through the years....
Thought I would start with this one......
I will list 10 of the reasons "why beer is better...More...
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posted Apr 29, 2007 3:45PM
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sugarnspice005
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Mood rings
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in...More...
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posted Apr 21, 2007 9:57PM
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MissMisty
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Kids are quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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posted Apr 11, 2007 5:12PM
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Cple4bigafem
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Southern hospitality! ;)
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her ca...More...
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posted Apr 11, 2007 12:53AM
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Cple4bigafem
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked ...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2007 12:38AM
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