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raziel23x

Some Jokes for your entertainment
Lottery

A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Nov 13, 2007 8:40PM

max49

Porch Gossip
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

doing nothing. One lady turns and asks,

"Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do y...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2007 11:53AM

max49

The Expensive Hooker
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar in Newark, thinking
about his wretched life, when he spots a fabulous babe
walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the
bartender about her and is...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 7, 2007 6:07PM

max49

Red Juice
Okay so we have heard all the blonde jokes so now it's time to turn the tables. Only the hair colors have been changed to protect the innocent. HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone.

A father and his three beau...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 31, 2007 12:40PM

max49

I don't know about this!!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be whe...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2007 11:24AM

max49

The Cajun and the Alligator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and pla...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2007 12:15PM

Angel_45304

The Finger
THE HISTORICAL ORIGIN OF "THE FINGER"

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and
enjoyment.

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victor...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 21, 2007 5:53PM

regularguy354

Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2007 12:15AM

max49

Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everythingto his devoted wife. She was

determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she

placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranc...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 8, 2007 11:10PM

adopted

The broken bottle
Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.......More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 26, 2007 2:20AM

MissMisty

funnies

My twisted lil mind thought these were funny as hell !
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A boy is at ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2007 12:46PM

Angel_45304

Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2007 8:15AM

MissMisty

Oldies but Goodies
GUARANTEED TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY..
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2007 12:28PM

max49

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Another oldie but so true. One of my favorite words for almost anything LOL.

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may ju...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 22, 2007 12:45AM

MissMisty

more jokes
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 19, 2007 5:39PM

max49

18 Goes Into 54
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on
the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 54 years old, can no ...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 15, 2007 9:45AM

max49

SMILE
SMILE

1...Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2... Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3...I saw a woman wear...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2007 5:19PM

justme303

Technical Help (Joke)
Technical Help................... Help Desk

(Now this is supposed to have been a true story. Be it true or not, I was rolling in laughter... Hope you do also..................)

"World Perf...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2007 4:43PM

justme303

Joke............. At the State Fair..
A man takes his wife to the state fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.....

They come to the first pen and there is a sign that says, "Last year, this bull mated 50 times".
The w...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2007 6:24PM

justme303

Kids and Questions......... ( A Joke)
A mother and her son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 5:34PM

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