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Three Jokes
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the b...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2008 7:35AM


Monday Moans--Jokes
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2008 4:45PM



If y'all don't find these funny, then something is seriously wrong!


3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2008 8:08PM


Some Dirty Old Jokes
Sophie Tucker was a vaudeville star. A cross between the sex-minded Mae West and the homely Fanny Brice. Sophie's jokes relied on aggressive sexual innuendo and her audience loved her.
Bette Midler h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2008 12:13AM


: Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open mind...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 9, 2008 1:23PM


Some Jokes for your entertainment

A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Nov 13, 2007 8:40PM


The Finger

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victor...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 21, 2007 5:53PM


Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2007 12:15AM


The broken bottle
Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.......More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 26, 2007 2:20AM



My twisted lil mind thought these were funny as hell !
A boy is at ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2007 12:46PM


Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2007 8:15AM


Oldies but Goodies
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2007 12:28PM


more jokes
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 19, 2007 5:39PM


Technical Help (Joke)
Technical Help................... Help Desk

(Now this is supposed to have been a true story. Be it true or not, I was rolling in laughter... Hope you do also..................)

"World Perf...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2007 4:43PM


Joke............. At the State Fair..
A man takes his wife to the state fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.....

They come to the first pen and there is a sign that says, "Last year, this bull mated 50 times".
The w...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2007 6:24PM


Kids and Questions......... ( A Joke)
A mother and her son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 5:34PM


Why Beer Is Better Than Women
I went back searching though all my files of jokes that have been given to me through the years....

Thought I would start with this one......

I will list 10 of the reasons "why beer is better...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2007 3:45PM


Mood rings
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 21, 2007 9:57PM


Kids are quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2007 5:12PM


Southern hospitality! ;)
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her ca...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2007 12:53AM

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