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BlueEyes708

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'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM

BlueEyes708

This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM

f14tomcat

Three Conditions...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2008 8:38PM

BlueEyes708

Sentence Structure


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM

BlueEyes708

how to use the rebate


As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM

BlueEyes708

Weather Warning (Especially in Ohio)

When you walk out the door in the morning, and see this in the sky...

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Just go back in the house, pour
anoth...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2008 11:49AM

BlueEyes708

Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2008 9:29PM

BlueEyes708

When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:51AM

BlueEyes708

A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecolog...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:31AM

BlueEyes708

This will REALLY test your American English!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html
Take the test and post your score.
It was fun reading the choices.

I made
58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
30 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 10:20PM

BlueEyes708

Titanic and My Life

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........



"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 10:59PM

BlueEyes708

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hil...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 9:18AM

BlueEyes708

Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 27, 2008 1:37PM

cleewoody

2 funnies
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2008 1:42AM

BlueEyes708

Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007
This was an e-mail, but I wanted to share them

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The ma...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 14, 2008 9:48AM

cleewoody

Three Jokes
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the b...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2008 7:35AM

Zaftik

Monday Moans--Jokes
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2008 4:45PM

dragonsflame61

Funnies!

If y'all don't find these funny, then something is seriously wrong!

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3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2008 8:08PM

Zaftik

Some Dirty Old Jokes
Sophie Tucker was a vaudeville star. A cross between the sex-minded Mae West and the homely Fanny Brice. Sophie's jokes relied on aggressive sexual innuendo and her audience loved her.
Bette Midler h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2008 12:13AM

dragonsflame61

Jokes
: Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open mind...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 9, 2008 1:23PM

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