| These are recent blogs posted by members that were tagged with jokes. |
BlueEyes708
|
Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
|
|
16 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
|
|
8 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.
Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her ...More...
|
|
15 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he
was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me
rob this bank?" ...More...
|
|
10 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
486-5731
'Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
|
|
12 comments |
5 kudos |
posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
|
|
10 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM
|
f14tomcat
|
Three Conditions...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence ...More...
|
|
3 comments |
0 kudos |
posted Mar 14, 2008 8:38PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Sentence Structure
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
|
|
3 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
how to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
|
|
16 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
|
|
2 comments |
0 kudos |
posted Mar 6, 2008 9:29PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
|
|
3 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 5, 2008 9:51AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecolog...More...
|
|
6 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Mar 5, 2008 9:31AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Titanic and My Life
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........
"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
|
|
8 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Feb 29, 2008 10:59PM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hil...More...
|
|
17 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Feb 29, 2008 9:18AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
|
|
9 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Feb 27, 2008 1:37PM
|
cleewoody
|
2 funnies
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and ...More...
|
|
4 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Feb 18, 2008 1:42AM
|
BlueEyes708
|
Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007
This was an e-mail, but I wanted to share them
Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The ma...More...
|
|
7 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Feb 14, 2008 9:48AM
|
cleewoody
|
Three Jokes
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the b...More...
|
|
3 comments |
0 kudos |
posted Feb 14, 2008 7:35AM
|
|