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bandit892

somebody stole my car
A drunk stumbles out of a bar with a key in his hand. A cop sees him and says, “Can I help you, sir?”
“Yes! Somebody stole my car.”
The cop asks, “Where was the last time you saw it?”
“It was on t...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2009 11:37PM

Blueyesprkln

Two more I'd never heard
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way,...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2008 1:00PM

Lisa46

The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM

sue1968

THE BEST ENGINE IN THE WORD
The best engine in the world is pussy!

It takes any size piston,

self lubricating,

starts w/ 1 finger

and changes its own oil

every 28 days
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2008 6:09PM

sue1968

SOME MORE LAUGHS
One girl asks another,
why wont hair grow on my pussy?

To which the other girl replys...
Have you ever seen grass grow
On a busy street?

Recent studies show that oral sex
takes away ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 6:07PM

dmbchick420

Marriage
Good morning Hope you guys had a good weekend.....I've been away for the weekend and haven't had a chance to catch up on the blogs.....I skimmed them a little bit. I don't know if I'll have m...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 3, 2008 9:12AM

Wordsofwit

Assorted Jokes
Some old, some stale, perhaps a rerun or two.

#1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight start...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 2, 2008 11:34AM

themama

My turn at jokes....
I am hoping these are not jokes that everyone has heard...
If they are oh well...lol
I thought they were funny... I get them text to me from my sister...
The sexual position “69” is now called...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 23, 2008 11:57AM

dmbchick420

Grandma
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the b...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 22, 2008 9:14AM

dmbchick420

Life Thoughts
Got in an email...thought they were cute.... If it's a repeat, please don't kill me *runs and hides*

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman we...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 3:21PM

dmbchick420

State Mottos
Hopefully this one hasn't been around before....if so, I apologize!

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.



Alaska

11,623 Eskimos ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 1, 2008 2:01PM

dmbchick420

Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 10:53AM

dmbchick420

Bras & Religion
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

“Type?...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 11:26AM

dmbchick420

Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a wom...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2008 11:22AM

Sunshine79

I just love QUICKIES!!!
I Just love quickies....don't you?? I mean don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck fest. But, there's something about a quickie that makes it special. It's spontaneous, spur of the moment and sometimes...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 7, 2008 4:48PM

Tracker0523

Lie Detector....
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2008 12:36AM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM

BlueEyes708

My Next Live
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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 1:34PM

BlueEyes708

The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM

BlueEyes708

Another Saturday Morning
Ma and Pa Kettle Math

I posted this in video, but if you have never watch any old B&W movies, this is proving you are missing ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 29, 2008 8:30AM

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