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dmbchick420

Marriage
Good morning Hope you guys had a good weekend.....I've been away for the weekend and haven't had a chance to catch up on the blogs.....I skimmed them a little bit. I don't know if I'll have m...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 3, 2008 9:12AM

Wordsofwit

Assorted Jokes
Some old, some stale, perhaps a rerun or two.

#1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight start...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 2, 2008 11:34AM

themama

My turn at jokes....
I am hoping these are not jokes that everyone has heard...
If they are oh well...lol
I thought they were funny... I get them text to me from my sister...
The sexual position “69” is now called...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 23, 2008 11:57AM

dmbchick420

Grandma
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the b...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 22, 2008 9:14AM

dmbchick420

Life Thoughts
Got in an email...thought they were cute.... If it's a repeat, please don't kill me *runs and hides*

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman we...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 3:21PM

dmbchick420

State Mottos
Hopefully this one hasn't been around before....if so, I apologize!

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.



Alaska

11,623 Eskimos ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 1, 2008 2:01PM

dmbchick420

Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 10:53AM

dmbchick420

Bras & Religion
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

“Type?...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 11:26AM

dmbchick420

Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a wom...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2008 11:22AM

Sunshine79

I just love QUICKIES!!!
I Just love quickies....don't you?? I mean don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck fest. But, there's something about a quickie that makes it special. It's spontaneous, spur of the moment and sometimes...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 7, 2008 4:48PM

Tracker0523

Lie Detector....
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2008 12:36AM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM

BlueEyes708

My Next Live
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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 1:34PM

BlueEyes708

The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM

BlueEyes708

Another Saturday Morning
Ma and Pa Kettle Math

I posted this in video, but if you have never watch any old B&W movies, this is proving you are missing ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 29, 2008 8:30AM

BlueEyes708

Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM

BlueEyes708

Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM

BlueEyes708

The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM

BlueEyes708

WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM

BlueEyes708

Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he

was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me

rob this bank?" ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM

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