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Blueyesprkln
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Two more I'd never heard
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way,...More...
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posted Dec 7, 2008 1:00PM
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Lisa46
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The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
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posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM
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sue1968
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THE BEST ENGINE IN THE WORD
The best engine in the world is pussy!
It takes any size piston,
self lubricating,
starts w/ 1 finger
and changes its own oil
every 28 days
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posted Nov 20, 2008 6:09PM
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sue1968
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SOME MORE LAUGHS
One girl asks another,
why wont hair grow on my pussy?
To which the other girl replys...
Have you ever seen grass grow
On a busy street?
Recent studies show that oral sex
takes away ...More...
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posted Nov 20, 2008 6:07PM
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dmbchick420
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Marriage
Good morning  Hope you guys had a good weekend.....I've been away for the weekend and haven't had a chance to catch up on the blogs.....I skimmed them a little bit. I don't know if I'll have m...More...
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posted Nov 3, 2008 9:12AM
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Wordsofwit
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Assorted Jokes
Some old, some stale, perhaps a rerun or two.
#1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight start...More...
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posted Nov 2, 2008 11:34AM
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themama
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My turn at jokes....
I am hoping these are not jokes that everyone has heard...
If they are oh well...lol
I thought they were funny... I get them text to me from my sister...
The sexual position “69” is now called...More...
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posted Oct 23, 2008 11:57AM
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dmbchick420
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Grandma
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the b...More...
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posted Oct 22, 2008 9:14AM
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dmbchick420
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Life Thoughts
Got in an email...thought they were cute.... If it's a repeat, please don't kill me *runs and hides*
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman we...More...
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posted Oct 16, 2008 3:21PM
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dmbchick420
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State Mottos
Hopefully this one hasn't been around before....if so, I apologize!
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos ...More...
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posted Oct 1, 2008 2:01PM
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dmbchick420
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Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed ...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2008 10:53AM
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dmbchick420
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Bras & Religion
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
“Type?...More...
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posted Sep 25, 2008 11:26AM
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dmbchick420
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Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a wom...More...
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posted Sep 23, 2008 11:22AM
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Sunshine79
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I just love QUICKIES!!!
I Just love quickies....don't you?? I mean don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck fest. But, there's something about a quickie that makes it special. It's spontaneous, spur of the moment and sometimes...More...
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posted Aug 7, 2008 4:48PM
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Tracker0523
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Lie Detector....
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual...More...
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posted Apr 30, 2008 12:36AM
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BlueEyes708
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The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
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posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM
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BlueEyes708
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The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM
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BlueEyes708
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Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM
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