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"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid." --Andy Pierson
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to r...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2010 8:49AM


Last Day of Class
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever a...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 28, 2009 1:41PM


Redneck Jokes
Since I installed iGoogle, I picked out adding Redneck Jokes to my home page. Here are some of the funnier (at least in MY opinion) ones I have found. Course, now that I'm unemployed, I have more ti...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2009 1:22PM


Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM


I slept with your mother
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 11:57AM


A few jokes to make you laugh....
I hope....if not, I tried

There’s a mom with three kids-

The first kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Rose?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dr...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 12, 2009 2:46PM


a joke for halloween
three girl vamires go into a bar. two order blood. the third one orders hot water. bar tender "why idin't you ordor what they're havin?" Vampiress pulls out a used tampon and puts it in the cup and s...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 1, 2009 1:47AM


Octomom jokes
Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.


It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "Th...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2009 10:05AM


One-liner jokes
I found these while looking for my joke to submit for the contest. I thought they were funny and wanted to share (I thought about submitting one of these, but I'd rather go with a joke that isn't a o...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 30, 2009 10:57AM


Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM


Thumbs up!

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spi...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2009 6:43PM


Some jokes
Whats the difrence between a whore and a slut?

Whores get payed in cash, not beer.


Penis breath...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2009 10:45AM


Laughs, Giggles & Grins
1. I like to think of it less as eye fucking and more like love at first sight.

2. It's really hard to get or give road head on a motorcycle.

3. On Maury, I've always wanted the joke to be on t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2009 7:26PM


Lighten up our day
Just a few jokes I've received thought I'd share with you.

Helping with housework

Housework used to be a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed,...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2009 2:26PM


Maxine working at Wal-mart
My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattrac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 3:09PM


somebody stole my car
A drunk stumbles out of a bar with a key in his hand. A cop sees him and says, “Can I help you, sir?”
“Yes! Somebody stole my car.”
The cop asks, “Where was the last time you saw it?”
“It was on t...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2009 11:37PM


Two more I'd never heard
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way,...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2008 1:00PM


The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM


The best engine in the world is pussy!

It takes any size piston,

self lubricating,

starts w/ 1 finger

and changes its own oil

every 28 days
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2008 6:09PM


One girl asks another,
why wont hair grow on my pussy?

To which the other girl replys...
Have you ever seen grass grow
On a busy street?

Recent studies show that oral sex
takes away ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 6:07PM

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