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dakota323
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MAX
I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is!
Men's answer to Maxine.
Now I know this will probably get some flak from some...but have a sense of humor on a Monday morni...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2008 10:19AM
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Sunshine79
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I just love QUICKIES!!!
I Just love quickies....don't you?? I mean don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck fest. But, there's something about a quickie that makes it special. It's spontaneous, spur of the moment and sometimes...More...
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posted Aug 7, 2008 4:48PM
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Tracker0523
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Lie Detector....
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual...More...
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posted Apr 30, 2008 12:36AM
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BlueEyes708
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The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
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posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM
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BlueEyes708
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The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM
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BlueEyes708
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Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
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posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM
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BlueEyes708
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Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM
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BlueEyes708
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The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
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posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM
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BlueEyes708
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.
Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her ...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM
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BlueEyes708
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Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he
was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me
rob this bank?" ...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM
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BlueEyes708
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486-5731
'Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM
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BlueEyes708
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This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM
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f14tomcat
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Three Conditions...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence ...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2008 8:38PM
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BlueEyes708
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Sentence Structure
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM
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BlueEyes708
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how to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
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posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM
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