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StraddleMyNose

You might be a democrat if...

•You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.

• You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."

•You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But ...More...
3 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2013 6:03PM

StraddleMyNose

More liberal jokes (Part 2)
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.

Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tigh...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2013 10:35AM

StraddleMyNose

Liberal jokes
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2013 12:32PM

StraddleMyNose

Two Obama jokes!
"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." –Jay Leno

"It...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2012 10:30PM

StraddleMyNose

You may want to avoid if you're a liberal dem.


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What do you...More...
14 comments | 7 kudos | posted Mar 30, 2012 8:15AM

RevDocLove

Tidbits

"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid." --Andy Pierson
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to r...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2010 8:49AM

dmbchick420

Last Day of Class
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever a...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 28, 2009 1:41PM

LilGriz

Redneck Jokes
Since I installed iGoogle, I picked out adding Redneck Jokes to my home page. Here are some of the funnier (at least in MY opinion) ones I have found. Course, now that I'm unemployed, I have more ti...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2009 1:22PM

BlueEyes708

Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM

dmbchick420

I slept with your mother
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 11:57AM

dmbchick420

A few jokes to make you laugh....
I hope....if not, I tried

There’s a mom with three kids-

The first kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Rose?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dr...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 12, 2009 2:46PM

RentsofThePrfct1

a joke for halloween
three girl vamires go into a bar. two order blood. the third one orders hot water. bar tender "why idin't you ordor what they're havin?" Vampiress pulls out a used tampon and puts it in the cup and s...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 1, 2009 1:47AM

dmbchick420

Octomom jokes
Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.

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It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "Th...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2009 10:05AM

dmbchick420

One-liner jokes
I found these while looking for my joke to submit for the contest. I thought they were funny and wanted to share (I thought about submitting one of these, but I'd rather go with a joke that isn't a o...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 30, 2009 10:57AM

BlueEyes708

Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM

sugarnspice005

Thumbs up!

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spi...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2009 6:43PM

ThePurpleProphet

Some jokes
Whats the difrence between a whore and a slut?

Whores get payed in cash, not beer.

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PENIS BREATH POEM

Penis breath...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2009 10:45AM

Sunshine79

Laughs, Giggles & Grins
1. I like to think of it less as eye fucking and more like love at first sight.

2. It's really hard to get or give road head on a motorcycle.

3. On Maury, I've always wanted the joke to be on t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2009 7:26PM

Lisa46

Lighten up our day
Just a few jokes I've received thought I'd share with you.

Helping with housework

Housework used to be a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed,...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2009 2:26PM

bandit892

Maxine working at Wal-mart
My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattrac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 3:09PM

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