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shyguy140
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MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN IS LIKE:
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.
You've got to grind your b...More...
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posted Oct 1, 2010 10:08AM
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shyguy140
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69 VIRGIN
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of ill repute to experience his first sexual experience with a partner. He approached the madam and shyly asked if he could retain the services of o...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2010 11:41AM
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shyguy140
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SEDUCING THE GROCER
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take ...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2010 10:07AM
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KitKat25
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Creation vs. Evolution
A little girl asked her Mother..."How was the human race created?"
The Mother replied..."God made Adam and Eve...they had children...so all mankind was made."
A few days later...the little girl ...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2010 9:16PM
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shyguy140
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WHOSE PANTIES?
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea whe...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2010 10:48AM
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shyguy140
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The Making of A Will
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and said she would like to have a will prepared. She said since she did not get out much asked if the lawyer could come to her home. He agreed to come to...More...
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posted Sep 22, 2010 11:22AM
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shyguy140
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ONE LINERS
I have been going out with this older woman. I told her to act her age----she died on me.
What has four arms and eats ants? My two uncles
When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up...More...
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posted Sep 20, 2010 10:15AM
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shyguy140
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Never Argue With A Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat...More...
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posted Sep 17, 2010 9:27AM
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shyguy140
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OBAMA SPEECH
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York .
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native Americ...More...
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posted Sep 8, 2010 7:16AM
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hog77297
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The Break-up
Dear Wife:
I'm writing this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good.I've been a good man to you for seven yrs & I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2010 10:17PM
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shyguy140
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What is it?
What Gets Longer When Pulled, 
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole 
AND works best when it is jerked?
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A Seatbelt you pervert!
Buckle up!
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posted Sep 2, 2010 10:13AM
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shyguy140
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Letter from Mrs. Obama
Dear Taxpayers of America,
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I
want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars plus ad...More...
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posted Sep 1, 2010 10:59AM
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shyguy140
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BOB'S BIRTHDAY
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local st...More...
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posted Sep 1, 2010 9:22AM
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shyguy140
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BUILDING PERMIT
My Building Permit:
I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and ...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2010 10:53AM
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shyguy140
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FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would li...More...
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posted Aug 24, 2010 8:15AM
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shyguy140
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BEER WARNING
Amazing Fact about Beer
This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.
This is alarming
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posted Aug 23, 2010 9:57AM
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shyguy140
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TRAFFIC JAM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's...More...
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posted Aug 20, 2010 9:37AM
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