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shyguy140

BASS PRO SHOP
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2010 10:56PM

shyguy140

NATURE'S VIAGRA

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2010 2:31PM

shyguy140

APARTMENT RENT
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2010 9:40AM

shyguy140

THE DRUNK AND THE COP
One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.

The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"

"Officer someone ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2010 10:10AM

shyguy140

BUBBA AND SON
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty pa...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2010 10:22AM

shyguy140

BEER VS. PUSSY
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 13, 2010 12:04PM

straightup_9

I AIN'T NO SHOE-VA-NEST!!!!!!!
OK, Let's see if we can stir up a few of the ladies today

Standard repost....blah, blah, blah.......

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened wh...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 12, 2010 12:59PM

straightup_9

The Clothes Line........
Thought I might stir up some memories for a few people...

Standard repost disclaimer applies.......

The Clothes Line. Do you remember?
The clothes line....a dead give away. Do the ki...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2010 11:01AM

shyguy140

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 11, 2010 11:43AM

straightup_9

Marriage Counciling??????
Here's another "oldie, but goodie", my standard repost disclaimer applies......

Mickey and Minnie Mouse finally tied the knot.

After a couple of years, they began to have problems and decide...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 11, 2010 2:42AM

straightup_9

Let's see how many get this one.....
An old one, but what the heck......My standard repost disclaimer applies...

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very import...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2010 2:44AM

shyguy140

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH ?
An old man from Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise over the river. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out:
"Hey boy, what...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2010 2:37PM

shyguy140

CAKE RECIPE
INGREDIENTS

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
2 large nuts
1 large banana

METHOD

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Fold int...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2010 10:48AM

shyguy140

THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN AFTER SEX

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 4, 2010 11:01AM

shyguy140

THE TIGER
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2010 6:21AM

shyguy140

MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN IS LIKE:
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your b...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2010 10:08AM

shyguy140

69 VIRGIN
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of ill repute to experience his first sexual experience with a partner. He approached the madam and shyly asked if he could retain the services of o...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2010 11:41AM

shyguy140

SEDUCING THE GROCER
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2010 10:07AM

KitKat25

Creation vs. Evolution
A little girl asked her Mother..."How was the human race created?"

The Mother replied..."God made Adam and Eve...they had children...so all mankind was made."

A few days later...the little girl ...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2010 9:16PM

shyguy140

WHOSE PANTIES?
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.

Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea whe...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2010 10:48AM

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