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shyguy140

REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2010 9:12AM

shyguy140

BIG SAUSAGE
Janey was walking down Main Street . As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Lar...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2010 12:00PM

shyguy140

HORNY OLD LADIES
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady ask...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 15, 2010 1:20PM

straightup_9

Just a few Blondies to start the weekend......
My standard repost disclaimer applies.......ENJOY!!!



Carol and Donna were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for

Humanity house.

Carol, who was n...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2010 10:53AM

shyguy140

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2010 10:06AM

shyguy140

OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)


Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2010 2:49PM

shyguy140

WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2010 11:03AM

hog77297

The Big Guy
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2010 10:49AM

shyguy140

GOD'S GIFTS
God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 5, 2010 7:10AM

hog77297

Rednech Holywater

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 4, 2010 8:36PM

hog77297

The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM

hog77297

The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM

lkb66

A man escapes from prison where....
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks in, looking for money and guns
but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2010 7:31AM

hog77297

The blow job!
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the w...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 27, 2010 9:27PM

shyguy140

DINNER IN SPAIN

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken Englis...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2010 10:23AM

lkb66

A couple of women were playing golf....
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

T...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 26, 2010 7:24AM

shyguy140

THE DOC AND THE PUSSY
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, “Well, what can I do for you madam?” The patient blush...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 25, 2010 1:04PM

shyguy140

BASS PRO SHOP
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2010 10:56PM

shyguy140

NATURE'S VIAGRA

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2010 2:31PM

shyguy140

APARTMENT RENT
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2010 9:40AM

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