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hog77297
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The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM
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lkb66
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A man escapes from prison where....
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks in, looking for money and guns
but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the ...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2010 7:31AM
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hog77297
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The blow job!
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the w...More...
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posted Oct 27, 2010 9:27PM
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shyguy140
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DINNER IN SPAIN
An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken Englis...More...
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posted Oct 27, 2010 10:23AM
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shyguy140
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THE DOC AND THE PUSSY
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, “Well, what can I do for you madam?” The patient blush...More...
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posted Oct 25, 2010 1:04PM
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shyguy140
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BASS PRO SHOP
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
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posted Oct 21, 2010 10:56PM
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shyguy140
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NATURE'S VIAGRA
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.
One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
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posted Oct 20, 2010 2:31PM
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shyguy140
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APARTMENT RENT
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary ...More...
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posted Oct 20, 2010 9:40AM
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shyguy140
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THE DRUNK AND THE COP
One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.
The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"
"Officer someone ...More...
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posted Oct 18, 2010 10:10AM
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shyguy140
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BUBBA AND SON
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty pa...More...
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posted Oct 15, 2010 10:22AM
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shyguy140
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BEER VS. PUSSY
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage...More...
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posted Oct 13, 2010 12:04PM
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straightup_9
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The Clothes Line........
Thought I might stir up some memories for a few people... 
Standard repost disclaimer applies.......
The Clothes Line. Do you remember?
The clothes line....a dead give away. Do the ki...More...
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posted Oct 12, 2010 11:01AM
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shyguy140
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She...More...
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posted Oct 11, 2010 11:43AM
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straightup_9
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Marriage Counciling??????
Here's another "oldie, but goodie", my standard repost disclaimer applies......
Mickey and Minnie Mouse finally tied the knot.
After a couple of years, they began to have problems and decide...More...
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posted Oct 11, 2010 2:42AM
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shyguy140
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WHAT CAN YOU CATCH ?
An old man from Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise over the river. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out:
"Hey boy, what...More...
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posted Oct 6, 2010 2:37PM
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shyguy140
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CAKE RECIPE
INGREDIENTS
2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
2 large nuts
1 large banana
METHOD
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Fold int...More...
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posted Oct 6, 2010 10:48AM
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