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sharedwifeinmo

Mmmmmmmmmmm...Bacon...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travel-outdoors/da14/

How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2010 12:39PM

onehornytoad69

What Clothing Do You Wear.. When Going Outdoors, When Its Really Cold Out?
How do you Dress?

As a Hunter...I have read up on this ...big time!!!
I have watched all of the TV Hunting shows..that tell you all this...
Everything you read and watch on TV says...to Dress i...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2010 6:39PM

onehornytoad69

You don't Belong Here!!!
You really need to get your Ass back.......too where you came from!!!
I am tired of your BS!! I have had Enough!!!! Enough is Enough!!!!! ...More...
21 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2010 5:46PM

shyguy140

A LITTLE CHRISTMAS STORY

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2010 11:05AM

shyguy140

THE PROBLEM

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarr...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2010 9:44AM

shyguy140

GYNECOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT
A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about thi...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 3, 2010 9:34AM

shyguy140

BUYING CONDOMS


One day, a man walked into a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He walks up to the counter and asks the cashier “Excuse me, miss, but I was wondering if I could buy some condoms?”

She looks hi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2010 10:16AM

onehornytoad69

Meeeeeeee Soooooo Horny!!!!!
" Me Fucky Long time"!!!
This is a sex site right?
Yall wanna Fuck or what???
Lets had ...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2010 8:22AM

shyguy140

ONLY IN TEXAS
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 22, 2010 12:10PM

shyguy140

REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2010 9:12AM

shyguy140

BIG SAUSAGE
Janey was walking down Main Street . As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Lar...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2010 12:00PM

shyguy140

HORNY OLD LADIES
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady ask...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 15, 2010 1:20PM

straightup_9

Just a few Blondies to start the weekend......
My standard repost disclaimer applies.......ENJOY!!!



Carol and Donna were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for

Humanity house.

Carol, who was n...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2010 10:53AM

shyguy140

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 12, 2010 10:06AM

shyguy140

OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)


Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2010 2:49PM

shyguy140

WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2010 11:03AM

hog77297

The Big Guy
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2010 10:49AM

shyguy140

GOD'S GIFTS
God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 5, 2010 7:10AM

hog77297

Rednech Holywater

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 4, 2010 8:36PM

hog77297

The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM

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