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shyguy140
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A LITTLE CHRISTMAS STORY
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her ...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2010 11:05AM
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shyguy140
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THE PROBLEM
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarr...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2010 9:44AM
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shyguy140
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GYNECOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT
A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about thi...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2010 9:34AM
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shyguy140
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BUYING CONDOMS
One day, a man walked into a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He walks up to the counter and asks the cashier “Excuse me, miss, but I was wondering if I could buy some condoms?”
She looks hi...More...
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posted Nov 24, 2010 10:16AM
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shyguy140
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ONLY IN TEXAS
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas ...More...
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posted Nov 22, 2010 12:10PM
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shyguy140
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BIG SAUSAGE
Janey was walking down Main Street . As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Lar...More...
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posted Nov 17, 2010 12:00PM
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shyguy140
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HORNY OLD LADIES
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady ask...More...
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posted Nov 15, 2010 1:20PM
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shyguy140
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GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property ...More...
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posted Nov 12, 2010 10:06AM
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shyguy140
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OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)
Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.
Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
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posted Nov 10, 2010 2:49PM
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shyguy140
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WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
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posted Nov 10, 2010 11:03AM
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hog77297
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The Big Guy
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, t...More...
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posted Nov 6, 2010 10:49AM
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shyguy140
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GOD'S GIFTS
God's Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
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posted Nov 5, 2010 7:10AM
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hog77297
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Rednech Holywater
A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. ...More...
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posted Nov 4, 2010 8:36PM
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hog77297
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The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM
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hog77297
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The new bike
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way ...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55AM
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