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shyguy140

THE NUN AND THE PRIEST
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2011 10:28AM

shyguy140

OLE AND THE 10 FINKERS

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2011 10:43AM

shyguy140

FATHER
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said,...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 31, 2011 7:28AM

hog77297

Biker Wrench~
The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there wai...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2011 9:02PM

hog77297

The Penguin & The Icecream

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2011 9:16PM

shyguy140

THE LAST NICKEL
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father rea...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 21, 2011 3:39PM

shyguy140

HOLY PROSTITUTES


A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2011 10:05AM

RevDocLove

The Preachers Paycheck


A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so wo...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 9, 2011 11:25AM

RevDocLove

First blog
A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad "gi...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2011 10:42AM

shyguy140

BLONDE ICE FISHING
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. T...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 4, 2011 11:04AM

casuallylooking

His View On Women Drivers....

Men and women often see things in a very different light.........
Now I understand their view on women drivers just a little more.....well at least this one guy.
This mor...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2010 11:54AM

sharedwifeinmo

If I were a bettin' gal...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2010 9:39PM

sharedwifeinmo

I need you...NOW!
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for awhile and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2010 9:21PM

hog77297

Doing the laundry!

A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.

'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.

`Sshhh ' said the bride. `All the neighbors will know what we...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2010 3:18PM

shyguy140

JOB INTERVIEW
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The bli...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 15, 2010 8:46PM

shyguy140

A TRIP TO THE BIG CITY
Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2010 5:21PM

shyguy140

SCOTCH AND WATER
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's tod...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 13, 2010 3:56PM

sharedwifeinmo

Doctor visit
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 12, 2010 11:49PM

shyguy140

ADVICE FOR WOMEN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put t...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2010 11:49AM

sharedwifeinmo

Mmmmmmmmmmm...Bacon...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travel-outdoors/da14/

How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2010 12:40PM

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