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shyguy140

JOHN DEERE SALESMAN JOKE-----SOUTHERN HUMOR


Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clench...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2011 10:08AM

shyguy140

GIRL TALK
Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 8, 2011 4:08PM

shyguy140

SNIFFER DOG
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2011 10:01AM

shyguy140

TWO COWBOYS
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at the table behin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2011 9:55AM

shyguy140

THREE ITALIAN NUNS


Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 23, 2011 9:41AM

shyguy140

"BIG" TEXAS JOKE
The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.

As the...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 21, 2011 12:17PM

shyguy140

THIRSTY MEN OF THE CLOTH
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are walking down the street on a hot day and are quite thirsty. They pass a busy bar and want to go in and get a drink but have no money. But the priest comes up with a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 21, 2011 10:24AM

hog77297

ASSHOLE STREACHER

A man was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge when he was pulled over by an officer. The office comes up to the man’s window and says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know how fast you were going?” Th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2011 7:05PM

shyguy140

LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE WATCH
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy. ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2011 9:12AM

shyguy140

AGE ETIQUETTE ADVICE


Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and wh...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 18, 2011 6:53AM

hog77297

Four Friends At A Party
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2011 12:00AM

shyguy140

SWEET MRS. JONES


Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation,

"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?

All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2011 2:19PM

hog77297

To The Bitter End

Joe was dying.

His wife, Beth was maintaining a candlelight vigil at his bed side. She held his fragile hand, tears streaming down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looke...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 7, 2011 9:52PM

shyguy140

WYOMING COWBOY


A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern educ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 4, 2011 1:42PM

shyguy140

THE NUN AND THE PRIEST
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2011 10:28AM

shyguy140

OLE AND THE 10 FINKERS

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2011 10:43AM

shyguy140

FATHER
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said,...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 31, 2011 7:28AM

hog77297

Biker Wrench~
The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there wai...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2011 9:02PM

hog77297

The Penguin & The Icecream

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2011 9:16PM

shyguy140

THE LAST NICKEL
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father rea...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 21, 2011 3:39PM

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