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1bunny629

The Difference.....
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb???

...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2010 3:03PM

1bunny629

That Monkey...I am just glad I didn't let him help me make a cake!
Bruce walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,

the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,

then grabs ...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2009 10:30PM

PrincessKissy

The Sheep
The Sheep

There was this shepherd (Mrknowuwell? ) who had this whole flock of sheep. He wanted to get the sheep pregnant so that he could increase his stock, but he was too poor to buy a male...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2007 2:28PM

PrincessKissy

Comments from During Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... . A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he wa...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 13, 2007 5:46PM

PrincessKissy

Dog eat Dog?
A man goes into a bar looking very depressed and orders a drink. As soon as it hits the bar, the man shoots it down and orders another. The sympathetic bartender asks, "Anything you want to talk about...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2007 7:26PM

PrincessKissy

Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into ...More...
18 comments | 6 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2007 12:25PM

PrincessKissy

Recipes
THE RECIPE

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 2, 2007 2:11PM

max49

The Penis Study
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 7, 2007 2:37PM

PrincessKissy

In town, alone.... come to my room?
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way i...More...
22 comments | 7 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2007 9:37PM

PrincessKissy

Have a Ducky Day
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2007 7:01AM

max49

3 BULLETS
3 Bullets

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a

masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2007 10:01AM

Sherotica

Joke
A three year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked. "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet", she replied.
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2007 10:32AM

HRRRICKANE

))) SHAKIN(((
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face." The second old fogey one-upped him and said...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2007 11:57AM

HRRRICKANE

KEEPIN IT IN THE FAMILY
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband
said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy
and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moment...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2007 2:58PM

HRRRICKANE

YA JUST NEVER KNOW.....
i cab driver picks up a nun and starts driving to her destination..she cant help but notice he keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror.finally she says, is there a reason you keep looking at me.....More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 10, 2007 2:48PM

scottage0405

A "Heads Up" For All You Shoppers Out There (joke)
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot or Walmart customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turn...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2007 5:00AM

Rune_caster

I'm feeling like a goof ball today
See pic lmao

*wears his goofy hat* Doh Doh Doh Doh!
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2007 5:49PM

LadieDarkStarr

Dont get scamed!
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this is how I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!!

Here's how the scam wor...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 5, 2007 8:09AM

HRRRICKANE

Mrs Smith...
a guy takes his wife to the doctor cause he knew something was wrong. the doctor ran a bunch of tests and tells mr smith to call later for the results...when he calls the doctor says shit we had two m...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2007 11:06AM

HRRRICKANE

hehehehe
A queer is sitting in a bar having a beer and notices a big hairy ape standing in the corner so he says to the bartender, say there whats the ape here for? the bartender says come here and ill show ya...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2007 3:01PM

CallMeTom

For the good of us all... "Joke"
A Plane full of people is leaving California on its way to Florida... Along the way the plane gets struck by lightning and starts to go down. The pilot says to the passengers "Ah... folks... please......More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2007 2:19AM

PrincessKissy

The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which ...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2007 8:34PM

sundance64

Religious Truths **Joke**
IMPORTANT to know... During these serious times people of all
faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2007 1:50PM

BigGreyWolf347

Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy!

Rodeo Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatti...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:45AM

sundance64

CHINESE PROVERBS **Joke**

>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*
> ...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 23, 2007 12:55PM

sundance64

Dear Penis
http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

This had me cracking up!! And the funniest part? My 17 year old son showed it to me!!
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2007 5:59PM

DiscreetDreams

JOKE
A man walks up to a lady at the bar and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and says her name is Carmen. The man says, "I've always liked that name, your mother has a good taste in nam...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2007 2:18PM

DiscreetDreams

JOKE
A man walks up to a lady at the bar and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and says her name is Carmen. The man says, "I've always liked that name, your mother has a good taste in nam...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2007 2:17PM

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