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TastyCupcake

About "The Husband"
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." Helen Rowland
"My husband said he needed more...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 30, 2011 12:44AM

TastyCupcake

Men Say the Funniest Things
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 11:11AM

TastyCupcake

Firing Up the Grill
In the midst of a heated argument, a husband told his wife that she was so fat her butt was as big as his grill.
Later in the evening when the husband had long since forgot the argument and was feeli...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 10:58AM

TastyCupcake

Things Women Say to Men

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2008 5:37PM

rescueremedy

Human Body
Hi All

I thought this was cute and i had my laugh this morning .....sharing
If you read this before i hope you enjoy a 2nd time ...

Body Statistics:
It takes your food s...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 21, 2008 7:55AM

TastyCupcake

If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2008 1:11PM

TastyCupcake

I love men, but these are still hilarious.
Men are like….



1) Men are like laxatives… they irritate the crap out of you.

2) Men are like bananas… The older they get, the less firm they are

3) Men are like the weathe...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 2, 2008 10:41AM

TastyCupcake

How to Know If You're An Extreme Redneck
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been ma...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 12:03AM

DammitMan

funny blonde joke
Okay, first, I have nothing against blondes but this joke is cute!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I ca...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 8, 2007 1:13AM

TastyCupcake

Quick Thinking
Quick Thinking

When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was totally naïve.



On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria said, "Pedro! What ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2007 8:39AM

HRRRICKANE

Mrs Smith...
a guy takes his wife to the doctor cause he knew something was wrong. the doctor ran a bunch of tests and tells mr smith to call later for the results...when he calls the doctor says shit we had two m...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2007 11:06AM

HRRRICKANE

hehehehe
A queer is sitting in a bar having a beer and notices a big hairy ape standing in the corner so he says to the bartender, say there whats the ape here for? the bartender says come here and ill show ya...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2007 3:01PM

CallMeTom

For the good of us all... "Joke"
A Plane full of people is leaving California on its way to Florida... Along the way the plane gets struck by lightning and starts to go down. The pilot says to the passengers "Ah... folks... please......More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2007 2:19AM

PrincessKissy

The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which ...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2007 8:34PM

sundance64

Religious Truths **Joke**
IMPORTANT to know... During these serious times people of all
faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2007 1:50PM

BigGreyWolf347

Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy!

Rodeo Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatti...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:45AM

sundance64

CHINESE PROVERBS **Joke**

>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> *~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*
> ...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 23, 2007 12:55PM

sundance64

Dear Penis
http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

This had me cracking up!! And the funniest part? My 17 year old son showed it to me!!
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2007 5:59PM

DiscreetDreams

JOKE
A man walks up to a lady at the bar and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and says her name is Carmen. The man says, "I've always liked that name, your mother has a good taste in nam...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2007 2:18PM

DiscreetDreams

JOKE
A man walks up to a lady at the bar and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and says her name is Carmen. The man says, "I've always liked that name, your mother has a good taste in nam...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2007 2:17PM

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