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hog77297
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FISHING!
I don't want to be a blog hog but this is just to good not to share!
A husband and wife go fishing at a lake. While they are fishing, the husband slips and falls into the lake. He can not swim so h...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2011 11:54PM
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hog77297
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A Little Leprechaun
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher ...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2011 12:42PM
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shyguy140
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SHOPPING AT TIFFANY'S
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT... AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...
VERY EMBAR...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2011 9:43AM
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shyguy140
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LET"S OFFEND EVERYONE
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, ...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2011 9:52AM
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shyguy140
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RODEO SEX
Two cowboys are out on the range chatting when there conversation turned to sex and their favorite sexual positions.
One cow boy remarked,"I think I like the Rodeo Position the best"
"I don't ...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2011 3:38PM
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shyguy140
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GIRL TALK
Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you...More...
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posted Mar 8, 2011 4:08PM
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shyguy140
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SNIFFER DOG
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks...More...
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posted Mar 2, 2011 10:01AM
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shyguy140
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TWO COWBOYS
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at the table behin...More...
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posted Feb 25, 2011 9:55AM
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shyguy140
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THREE ITALIAN NUNS
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back ...More...
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posted Feb 23, 2011 9:41AM
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shyguy140
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"BIG" TEXAS JOKE
The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As the...More...
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posted Feb 21, 2011 12:17PM
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shyguy140
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THIRSTY MEN OF THE CLOTH
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are walking down the street on a hot day and are quite thirsty. They pass a busy bar and want to go in and get a drink but have no money. But the priest comes up with a...More...
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posted Feb 21, 2011 10:24AM
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hog77297
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ASSHOLE STREACHER
A man was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge when he was pulled over by an officer. The office comes up to the man’s window and says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know how fast you were going?” Th...More...
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posted Feb 20, 2011 7:05PM
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shyguy140
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LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE WATCH
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.
'Nope,' replied Jimmy.
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posted Feb 20, 2011 9:12AM
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shyguy140
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AGE ETIQUETTE ADVICE
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and wh...More...
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posted Feb 18, 2011 6:53AM
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hog77297
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Four Friends At A Party
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first ...More...
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posted Feb 18, 2011 12:00AM
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shyguy140
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SWEET MRS. JONES
Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?
All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2011 2:19PM
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hog77297
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To The Bitter End
Joe was dying.
His wife, Beth was maintaining a candlelight vigil at his bed side. She held his fragile hand, tears streaming down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looke...More...
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posted Feb 7, 2011 9:52PM
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shyguy140
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WYOMING COWBOY
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern educ...More...
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posted Feb 4, 2011 1:42PM
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shyguy140
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THE NUN AND THE PRIEST
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up ...More...
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posted Feb 2, 2011 10:28AM
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