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RevDocLove

Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine
Onion
May 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•18

Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001,...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 5:46PM

shyguy140

TEXAS INGENUITY
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 11:42AM

shyguy140

Three Indians
Two Indians and I
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2011 11:24AM

shyguy140

DO THE MATH
A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to take care of. ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2011 10:47AM

hog77297

I Shot The Dog!

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A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets s...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2011 9:37PM

shyguy140

AFFAIRS
The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2011 8:55AM

hog77297

Who invented the AC for autos
.The Rest of the Story!
The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.
On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97º....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 8, 2011 7:52PM

RevDocLove

Rev. Terry Jones
Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity ???

U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims'Have At Him,' Officials Say
April 6, 2011 | ISS...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2011 9:24AM

shyguy140

LIQUOR WARNINGS
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2011 11:09PM

hog77297

A Girls First Time
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you sha...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2011 7:10PM

shyguy140

SVEN AND OLE

Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.

They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2011 1:04PM

hog77297

Chicken or egg WTF
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I gu...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 30, 2011 11:56PM

shyguy140

WELFARE MOM


A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having hear...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2011 10:44AM

shyguy140

KITE FLYING
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more ti...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2011 11:31AM

shyguy140

4-LETTER WORDS
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2011 10:26AM

hog77297

FISHING!
I don't want to be a blog hog but this is just to good not to share!

A husband and wife go fishing at a lake. While they are fishing, the husband slips and falls into the lake. He can not swim so h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2011 11:54PM

hog77297

A Little Leprechaun
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2011 12:42PM

shyguy140

SHOPPING AT TIFFANY'S
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT... AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...



VERY EMBAR...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2011 9:43AM

shyguy140

LET"S OFFEND EVERYONE
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2011 9:52AM

shyguy140

RODEO SEX
Two cowboys are out on the range chatting when there conversation turned to sex and their favorite sexual positions.

One cow boy remarked,"I think I like the Rodeo Position the best"

"I don't ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2011 3:38PM

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