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The joy of being retired :
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minute...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 8:50PM


----- : Olef and Sven

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2007 9:01AM


Your Friend???
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him,...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2007 12:55PM


Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to light...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:45AM


Turner Brown

A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 23, 2007 1:09PM


Joke - A dozen martini's
A man goes into a bar one night and tells the bartender that he wants a dozen martini's, one after another and that he's celebrating!
So the bartender starts sending him martini's. After the 10th ma...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 23, 2007 12:33AM


..9 words..For the men....
For the men....

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Give her an appreciative once-over look, smile and say with your mo...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2007 10:22PM



At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to ...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 21, 2007 10:49PM


Suck, squeeze, bang and blow explains what?
The truthful answer is a jet engine.

What were you thinking? LOL
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2007 12:08AM


joke..Damn that Andy Rooney (his view on older women)
Why Older Chicks Rule - by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... And for those who are
turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 11:18AM


joke...thought of the day, and sobering.
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.. Right now, as you read this,17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!

2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 11:11AM


joke...any women with a green thumb?
Here's a growing tip as spring approaches:
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook th...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 18, 2007 11:09AM


joke...helps being a quick thinker now days
A man in the supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. Th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 11:03AM


joke..we all know what we want, some express it better

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 11:00AM


joke...women in leather
When a woman wears leather clothing, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat goes dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 10:53AM


Wrong email address
Have you ever wondered what happens to emails that perhaps you incorrectly spelled the address, but you really have no idea it's impact on the recipient?

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Flor...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 10:18AM


Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 17, 2007 8:02PM


so true !
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor Vehicle Bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man Ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2007 8:12PM


old man
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, ...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2007 8:38AM


Four men visiting
sorry couldn't resist......

Four Friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.

Those who remained star...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2007 11:23AM

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