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swyeter

Spell Checker - Joke
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather ey...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2007 12:08AM

LilGriz

Virus Elimination
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK
from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will w...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 2, 2007 8:52PM

linpooh

A funny about pranks...in honor of April Fool's day.
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2007 1:03PM

HRRRICKANE

Looks like sex really is for the Birds......
Talking Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do
they say?" the p...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 11:19AM

LilGriz

And some say women can only spend money
Subject: Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 6:45AM

keymaster4u

Fake people need to be more creative
Why do fake women (and men posing as women) post one photo and only answer three questions in their essay? I am not complaining. It definitely makes them easier to ignore. I am just interested to know...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 28, 2007 1:14PM

cabl_guy

The Head
There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie hap...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 27, 2007 9:15PM

ladybootscooter

Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.  "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"  Now Miss Crabt...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 26, 2007 2:27PM

Ang925

"Joke" First Time Sex
First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after d...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2007 6:31PM

Lisa46

Farm Humor

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2007 8:54AM

cabl_guy

The Bar Horse
This guy from out of town walks into a bar. In the back corner he sees a horse with a big sign over him. The sing says, "Make this horse laugh and win $100!".
Curious about it, he asked the bart...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2007 11:09PM

MissMisty

Anniversary


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:41AM

HRRRICKANE

HELP ME HELP ME!!!!
A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:39AM

GryGoast

Under Armor
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double ro...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2007 1:04PM

Lisa46

Little Johnny strikes again!!
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third ...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2007 9:41PM

vampiressgypsy

joke
So, this man and woman were laying in bed one night, just having finished making wonderful, passionate love. They were laying there basking in the afterglow when the woman heard a car door slam.

Sh...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2007 6:36PM

jrjones1970

A cat named Lucky..
Now this is a cat that has it made.

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22 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 11:02PM

jrjones1970

The joy of being retired :
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minute...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 8:50PM

Lisa46

----- : Olef and Sven

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2007 9:01AM

Lisa46

Your Friend???
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him,...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2007 12:55PM

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