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40 things you'd love to say out loud at work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2007 11:06PM


Chicken and the Horse
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 4, 2007 6:58PM


Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for hi...More...
18 comments | 10 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2007 4:31PM


Spell Checker - Joke
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather ey...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2007 12:08AM


Virus Elimination
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK
from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will w...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 2, 2007 8:52PM


A funny about honor of April Fool's day.
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2007 1:03PM


Looks like sex really is for the Birds......
Talking Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do
they say?" the p...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 11:19AM


And some say women can only spend money
Subject: Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 6:45AM


Fake people need to be more creative
Why do fake women (and men posing as women) post one photo and only answer three questions in their essay? I am not complaining. It definitely makes them easier to ignore. I am just interested to know...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 28, 2007 1:14PM


The Head
There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie hap...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 27, 2007 9:15PM


"Joke" First Time Sex
First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after d...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2007 6:31PM


Farm Humor

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2007 8:54AM


The Bar Horse
This guy from out of town walks into a bar. In the back corner he sees a horse with a big sign over him. The sing says, "Make this horse laugh and win $100!".
Curious about it, he asked the bart...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2007 11:09PM



Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:41AM


A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:39AM


Under Armor
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double ro...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2007 1:04PM


Little Johnny strikes again!!
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third ...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2007 9:41PM


So, this man and woman were laying in bed one night, just having finished making wonderful, passionate love. They were laying there basking in the afterglow when the woman heard a car door slam.

4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2007 6:36PM


A cat named Lucky..
Now this is a cat that has it made.

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22 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 11:02PM

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