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And some say women can only spend money
Subject: Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 6:45AM


Fake people need to be more creative
Why do fake women (and men posing as women) post one photo and only answer three questions in their essay? I am not complaining. It definitely makes them easier to ignore. I am just interested to know...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 28, 2007 1:14PM


The Head
There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie hap...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 27, 2007 9:15PM


"Joke" First Time Sex
First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after d...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2007 6:31PM


Farm Humor

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2007 8:54AM


The Bar Horse
This guy from out of town walks into a bar. In the back corner he sees a horse with a big sign over him. The sing says, "Make this horse laugh and win $100!".
Curious about it, he asked the bart...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2007 11:09PM



Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:41AM


A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 17, 2007 10:39AM


Under Armor
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double ro...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2007 1:04PM


Little Johnny strikes again!!
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third ...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2007 9:41PM


So, this man and woman were laying in bed one night, just having finished making wonderful, passionate love. They were laying there basking in the afterglow when the woman heard a car door slam.

4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2007 6:36PM


A cat named Lucky..
Now this is a cat that has it made.

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22 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 11:02PM


The joy of being retired :
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minute...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2007 8:50PM


----- : Olef and Sven

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2007 9:01AM


Your Friend???
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him,...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2007 12:55PM


Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to light...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:45AM


Turner Brown

A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 23, 2007 1:09PM


Joke - A dozen martini's
A man goes into a bar one night and tells the bartender that he wants a dozen martini's, one after another and that he's celebrating!
So the bartender starts sending him martini's. After the 10th ma...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 23, 2007 12:33AM


..9 words..For the men....
For the men....

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Give her an appreciative once-over look, smile and say with your mo...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2007 10:22PM



At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to ...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 21, 2007 10:49PM

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