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Lisa46

PRE- NUPTUAL AGREEMENTS: SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 7:19PM

zaralyon

Joke for the ladies
I had to share this, and practically busted a gut laughing so hard over.

Bikini Waxing AKA Hair Removal
All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless
removal
- The epila...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 4:10PM

Ang925

A Virgin Hick "Joke"
A Virgin Hick

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the mar...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 3:02PM

Good_lil_feller

Two Fleas
Two fleas were sitting on a beach in Florida in the middle of January. The first flea was shivering cold. The second flea asked “why are you shivering”? The first flea replies, “Well, it’s a long way ...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 27, 2007 8:44AM

Ang925

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil "Joke"
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,called
on her w...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 25, 2007 5:21PM

Good_lil_feller

Blind Date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight
guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She g...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2007 10:36AM

DarkKnightWalking

How to speak Troll...
*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*

A......D...L......*backspace*

A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*

A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*

Booga boggah.....adawlt web...web.....More...
23 comments | 7 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2007 10:08PM

Ang925

Bricklayer's accident report (true story)
Possibly the funniest story in a while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true stor...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2007 5:16PM

Lisa46

Girls Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey , you wanna hear a blon...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2007 9:26AM

mike_v205

Redneck Man's pick up lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do y...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2007 11:26PM

MissMisty

chicken and the egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, r...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2007 10:59AM

MissMisty

Monkey and the Crocodile
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2007 10:36AM

MissMisty

Blond and the Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What mass...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2007 6:25PM

swyeter

And Women Think Men Are Horny!
You think he realizes the consequences of what may happen if he ties a knot?

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15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2007 3:26PM

MissMisty

Maxine


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately;
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida
.
Not me. I concentrate o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2007 11:48AM

Good_lil_feller

Tools defined
Tools defined

1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, s...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2007 9:03AM

linpooh

The Quickie
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activit...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2007 10:30PM

linpooh

Why a redneck shouldn't be a paramedic.
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The oth...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2007 12:49PM

MissMisty

Happy Easter
Happy Easter

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the c...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2007 10:53AM

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