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MissMisty
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Blond and the Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What mass...More...
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13 comments |
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posted Apr 13, 2007 6:25PM
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MissMisty
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Maxine
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately;
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida
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Not me. I concentrate o...More...
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6 comments |
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posted Apr 12, 2007 11:48AM
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Good_lil_feller
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Tools defined
Tools defined
1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, s...More...
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5 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Apr 11, 2007 9:03AM
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linpooh
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The Quickie
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activit...More...
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15 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Apr 9, 2007 10:30PM
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MissMisty
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Happy Easter
Happy Easter
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the c...More...
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6 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Apr 7, 2007 10:53AM
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MissMisty
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Chicken and the Horse
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to...More...
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9 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Apr 4, 2007 6:58PM
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swyeter
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Spell Checker - Joke
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather ey...More...
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6 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Apr 3, 2007 12:08AM
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LilGriz
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Virus Elimination
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK
from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will w...More...
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6 comments |
0 kudos |
posted Apr 2, 2007 8:52PM
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cabl_guy
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The Head
There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie hap...More...
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10 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 27, 2007 9:15PM
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Ang925
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"Joke" First Time Sex
First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after d...More...
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9 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Mar 25, 2007 6:31PM
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Lisa46
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Farm Humor
A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He...More...
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13 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Mar 23, 2007 8:54AM
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cabl_guy
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The Bar Horse
This guy from out of town walks into a bar. In the back corner he sees a horse with a big sign over him. The sing says, "Make this horse laugh and win $100!".
Curious about it, he asked the bart...More...
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5 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Mar 21, 2007 11:09PM
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MissMisty
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Anniversary
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then...More...
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4 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Mar 17, 2007 10:41AM
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