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Ang925

yearly physical exam "JOKE"
As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tom...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 27, 2007 11:04PM

Lisa46

The Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.

As they entered th...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 27, 2007 1:38PM

ladybootscooter

Little Fire Fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the ...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 23, 2007 2:27PM

casuallylooking

Ever want to hide somewhere?
A friend sent these to me today. To those who have heard them, sorry.

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill m...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 21, 2007 7:02PM

MissMisty

to funny !
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,
I'm
not a virgin."

...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2007 5:30PM

DarkKnightWalking

And now, a message from Troll Killers, Inc.......
*deetda deetdeetdeetdadettdadeeeettttt....* (Teletype machine )

WARNING...
WARNING...

This just in from the Troll Killer labs...
After exhaustive research and potential loss of life and limb, ...More...
16 comments | 7 kudos | posted May 18, 2007 12:18PM

MissMisty

days off
Subject: SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell
me t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 17, 2007 7:44PM

DarkKnightWalking

My own personal chain letter....
Chain letters come and go...lately for me, I have seen them come around with a new vengeance. Now I am old school from way back in the days of dialup internet. The original dialup used to take like 5 ...More...
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted May 17, 2007 12:29PM

MissMisty

Missippi Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and hous...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 14, 2007 10:10AM

MissMisty

THIS IS WAY TO FUNNYYYYYYYY !!!
A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the mo...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 9, 2007 8:49PM

MissMisty

CONFUCIUS SAY:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run in front of car get tired.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run behind car get exhausted. ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 8, 2007 11:34PM

HRRRICKANE

NO WONDER I DONT LIKE TO FLY.....

> Airline Mechanics humor..
> >
> >
> > In case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a
> > college degree to fly a plane but only a high school
> > diploma to fix one.
> >
> > After eve...More...
14 comments | 10 kudos | posted May 7, 2007 7:34PM

DarkKnightWalking

A few thoughts about mah weiner..
My Bro canu got me to thinking about my weiner,( ) so I thought I would blog a few comments.......especially since about half the blogs are one liners, hopefully mine will make more sense and ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 6, 2007 3:11PM

MissMisty

Worst foursome for golf
GOLF'S WORST FOURSOME

1. MONICA LEWINSKY
2. O.J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY, YOU ASK?

Well, you're going to love this!

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2007 11:06AM

Lisa46

SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong wa...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 5, 2007 12:49PM

HRRRICKANE

MOM ALWAYS KNOWS....
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't hel...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 4, 2007 5:18PM

Lisa46

Subject: Fwd: The Knob


A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 3, 2007 8:14AM

MissMisty

A Very Short Story
Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, B I T C H!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes in...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2007 10:26AM

Lisa46

PRE- NUPTUAL AGREEMENTS: SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 7:19PM

zaralyon

Joke for the ladies
I had to share this, and practically busted a gut laughing so hard over.

Bikini Waxing AKA Hair Removal
All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless
removal
- The epila...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2007 4:10PM

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