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23 comments | 7 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2007 10:08PM


Bricklayer's accident report (true story)
Possibly the funniest story in a while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true stor...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2007 5:16PM


Girls Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey , you wanna hear a blon...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2007 9:26AM


Redneck Man's pick up lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do y...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2007 11:26PM


chicken and the egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, r...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2007 10:59AM


Monkey and the Crocodile
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2007 10:36AM


Blond and the Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What mass...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2007 6:25PM


And Women Think Men Are Horny!
You think he realizes the consequences of what may happen if he ties a knot?

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15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2007 3:26PM



Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida
Not me. I concentrate o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2007 11:48AM


Tools defined
Tools defined

1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, s...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2007 9:03AM


The Quickie
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activit...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2007 10:30PM


Why a redneck shouldn't be a paramedic.
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The oth...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2007 12:49PM


Happy Easter
Happy Easter

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the c...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2007 10:53AM


40 things you'd love to say out loud at work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2007 11:06PM


Chicken and the Horse
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 4, 2007 6:58PM


Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for hi...More...
18 comments | 10 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2007 4:31PM


Spell Checker - Joke
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather ey...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 3, 2007 12:08AM


Virus Elimination
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK
from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will w...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 2, 2007 8:52PM


A funny about honor of April Fool's day.
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2007 1:03PM


Looks like sex really is for the Birds......
Talking Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do
they say?" the p...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 31, 2007 11:19AM

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