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MissMisty
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CONFUCIUS SAY:
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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posted May 8, 2007 11:34PM
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MissMisty
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Worst foursome for golf
GOLF'S WORST FOURSOME
1. MONICA LEWINSKY
2. O.J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY, YOU ASK?
Well, you're going to love this!
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O...More...
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posted May 6, 2007 11:06AM
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Lisa46
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong wa...More...
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posted May 5, 2007 12:49PM
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HRRRICKANE
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MOM ALWAYS KNOWS....
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't hel...More...
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posted May 4, 2007 5:18PM
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Lisa46
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Subject: Fwd: The Knob
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin ...More...
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posted May 3, 2007 8:14AM
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MissMisty
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A Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes in...More...
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posted Apr 30, 2007 10:26AM
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zaralyon
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Joke for the ladies
I had to share this, and practically busted a gut laughing so hard over.
Bikini Waxing AKA Hair Removal
All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless
removal
- The epila...More...
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posted Apr 29, 2007 4:10PM
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Ang925
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A Virgin Hick "Joke"
A Virgin Hick
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the mar...More...
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posted Apr 29, 2007 3:02PM
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Good_lil_feller
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Two Fleas
Two fleas were sitting on a beach in Florida in the middle of January. The first flea was shivering cold. The second flea asked “why are you shivering”? The first flea replies, “Well, it’s a long way ...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2007 8:44AM
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Good_lil_feller
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Blind Date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight
guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She g...More...
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posted Apr 24, 2007 10:36AM
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DarkKnightWalking
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How to speak Troll...
*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*
A......D...L......*backspace*
A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*
A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*
Booga boggah.....adawlt web...web.....More...
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posted Apr 23, 2007 10:08PM
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Lisa46
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Girls Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey , you wanna hear a blon...More...
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posted Apr 17, 2007 9:26AM
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mike_v205
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Redneck Man's pick up lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do y...More...
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posted Apr 15, 2007 11:26PM
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MissMisty
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chicken and the egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, r...More...
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posted Apr 15, 2007 10:59AM
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MissMisty
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Monkey and the Crocodile
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So t...More...
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posted Apr 14, 2007 10:36AM
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