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linpooh

An Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
went hom...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 24, 2007 2:28PM

crazyE

The Joy of Children
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' wor...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2007 8:52PM

MissMisty

How Rubber Gloves Are Made

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on hi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2007 12:28PM

Lisa46

Moral Dilemma
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2....More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 22, 2007 2:13PM

ladybootscooter

Bear Warnings
With the warmer weather brown and grizzly bear activity is on the rise. Our conservation department is offering these safety tips to those that frequent our wooded areas. Please be aware of any bear...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 22, 2007 11:07AM

linpooh

6 reasons not to mess with children...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was ...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2007 9:40PM

Bardog_6

Job training............

To: All Employees

"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIA...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2007 1:27PM

ladybootscooter

Be Careful What You Pray For......
An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees, what powerful rivers, what beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2007 11:08AM

swyeter

Doctor, Doctor
Thought I'd try and provide a few chuckles to help get you started on a Monday.

Rumor is that these were heard at a lawyers convention.
___________________________________________________________...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2007 11:40AM

MissMisty

Friends
To all my amd friends I have made or will make after reading this !!!!
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. Whe...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 18, 2007 10:50AM

GryGoast

Redneck naturalist


A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2007 5:03PM

sugarnspice005

Four Worms
My sis sent me this in an email.....it's cute.

FOUR WORMS
"Your Sunday Sermon"

A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed in fou...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2007 6:47PM

linpooh

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in the north which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports f...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2007 12:23AM

CrazyCraveman

The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete Poem
I'm sure many of you have heard this before...

By John "Dr. Dirty" Valby

The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete

Grab your glass and get your seat,
And I'll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2007 1:12AM

Lisa46

The Indian Chief
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replie...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 12, 2007 10:11AM

HRRRICKANE

Subject: A letter from Mom

>> Dearest Redneck Son,
>>
>> I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>> where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
>> accidents ha...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 11, 2007 6:40PM

buatbu

Have you had too much to Drink
A man went to a party and after drinking too much, his friends plead with him not to drive home.
The man said "No" It is only five blocks and starts home. One block from his house the police pull h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 11, 2007 3:16PM

linpooh

Satisfied Tide Consumer
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2007 8:10PM

zaralyon

Investment tips for 2007


Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but I just have to:

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you

with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
can get i...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 10, 2007 1:38PM

HRRRICKANE

The Minister and the Texan
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and plac...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 9, 2007 4:39PM

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