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Lesbian Sex
Do you know why two lesbians don't wear make-up while they're having sex? It's kinda hard to eat Mary Anne while Mary Kay is on your face.........
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posted Jun 5, 2007 4:18PM
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linpooh
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Women are Evil by nature
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring
his face closer to ...More...
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posted Jun 5, 2007 12:29AM
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TxDream
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Hhmm.,.,.Real Cowboy,..,?
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He r...More...
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posted Jun 4, 2007 9:52PM
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Bardog_6
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Electric Train - Joke
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yo...More...
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posted Jun 4, 2007 4:37PM
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Lisa46
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We have a choice!
I was seated next to a pompous preacher on a flight across the
>>country.
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>>After the plane was airborne, our drink orders were taken.
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>>I ordered a whiskey and coke, which was brought and ...More...
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posted Jun 4, 2007 12:03PM
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slohand_47
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Joke My first BLOG
Finally decided to try my first BLOG. Jokes seem to be a good way to break the ice, so here we go.
The Chicken & The Horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play t...More...
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posted Jun 3, 2007 12:34PM
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linpooh
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found th...More...
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posted Jun 3, 2007 11:03AM
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swyeter
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road.
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the r...More...
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posted Jun 2, 2007 4:56PM
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Lisa46
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> GHOST SEX
A professor at Mississippi State University was giving a lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise th...More...
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posted Jun 1, 2007 7:41AM
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tinyone
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Commanderinchief
The president was getting his daily briefing on war casualties when the defense secretary said off handedly two Brazilian troops were killed today. The presidents face turned ashen, with quivering voi...More...
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posted May 29, 2007 8:07AM
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Ang925
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We Have to go Potty "JOKE"
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbr...More...
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posted May 27, 2007 11:08PM
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Ang925
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yearly physical exam "JOKE"
As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tom...More...
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posted May 27, 2007 11:04PM
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Lisa46
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The Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.
As they entered th...More...
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posted May 27, 2007 1:38PM
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MissMisty
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to funny !
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,
I'm
not a virgin."
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posted May 19, 2007 5:30PM
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MissMisty
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days off
Subject: SICK LEAVE
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell
me t...More...
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posted May 17, 2007 7:44PM
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MissMisty
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Missippi Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and hous...More...
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posted May 14, 2007 10:10AM
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MissMisty
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THIS IS WAY TO FUNNYYYYYYYY !!!
A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the mo...More...
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posted May 9, 2007 8:49PM
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