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The Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRO...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 8, 2007 8:17PM


Old Harold
sorry gang don't mean to be a blog hog but I just couldn't help myself today ! I found these 2 things to be very funny !

I was having trouble with my computer.
So I ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 8, 2007 10:51AM


A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 8, 2007 10:03AM


Missing Parts....
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on: While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening eve...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 7, 2007 9:56PM


Tomato Garden (my first joke posting!)
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His o...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 7, 2007 4:15PM


Shot 3 Times ~JOKE~
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to lea...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2007 3:47PM


Lesbian Sex
Do you know why two lesbians don't wear make-up while they're having sex? It's kinda hard to eat Mary Anne while Mary Kay is on your face.........
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 5, 2007 4:18PM


Women are Evil by nature
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring
his face closer to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2007 12:29AM


Hhmm.,.,.Real Cowboy,..,?
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He r...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 4, 2007 9:52PM


Electric Train - Joke
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yo...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 4, 2007 4:37PM


We have a choice!
I was seated next to a pompous preacher on a flight across the
>>After the plane was airborne, our drink orders were taken.
>>I ordered a whiskey and coke, which was brought and ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 4, 2007 12:03PM


Joke My first BLOG
Finally decided to try my first BLOG. Jokes seem to be a good way to break the ice, so here we go.

The Chicken & The Horse

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play t...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 3, 2007 12:34PM


Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found th...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2007 11:03AM


Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road.
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the r...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 2, 2007 4:56PM


A professor at Mississippi State University was giving a lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise th...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2007 7:41AM


The president was getting his daily briefing on war casualties when the defense secretary said off handedly two Brazilian troops were killed today. The presidents face turned ashen, with quivering voi...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2007 8:07AM


We Have to go Potty "JOKE"
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbr...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 27, 2007 11:08PM


yearly physical exam "JOKE"
As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tom...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 27, 2007 11:04PM


The Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.

As they entered th...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 27, 2007 1:38PM


Ever want to hide somewhere?
A friend sent these to me today. To those who have heard them, sorry.

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill m...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 21, 2007 7:02PM

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