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Bardog_6
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Job training............
To: All Employees
"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIA...More...
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posted Jun 21, 2007 1:27PM
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swyeter
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Doctor, Doctor
Thought I'd try and provide a few chuckles to help get you started on a Monday.
Rumor is that these were heard at a lawyers convention.
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posted Jun 18, 2007 11:40AM
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MissMisty
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Friends
To all my amd friends I have made or will make after reading this !!!!
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. Whe...More...
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posted Jun 18, 2007 10:50AM
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GryGoast
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Redneck naturalist
A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"
The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his...More...
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posted Jun 17, 2007 5:03PM
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sugarnspice005
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Four Worms
My sis sent me this in an email.....it's cute.
FOUR WORMS
"Your Sunday Sermon"
A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed in fou...More...
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posted Jun 16, 2007 6:47PM
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linpooh
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Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in the north which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports f...More...
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posted Jun 16, 2007 12:23AM
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Lisa46
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The Indian Chief
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replie...More...
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posted Jun 12, 2007 10:11AM
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HRRRICKANE
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Subject: A letter from Mom
>> Dearest Redneck Son,
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>> I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>> where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
>> accidents ha...More...
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posted Jun 11, 2007 6:40PM
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buatbu
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Have you had too much to Drink
A man went to a party and after drinking too much, his friends plead with him not to drive home.
The man said "No" It is only five blocks and starts home. One block from his house the police pull h...More...
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posted Jun 11, 2007 3:16PM
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linpooh
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Satisfied Tide Consumer
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!...More...
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posted Jun 10, 2007 8:10PM
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zaralyon
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Investment tips for 2007
Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but I just have to:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you
with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
can get i...More...
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posted Jun 10, 2007 1:38PM
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HRRRICKANE
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The Minister and the Texan
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and plac...More...
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posted Jun 9, 2007 4:39PM
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HRRRICKANE
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Butt Measurement...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue ...More...
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posted Jun 9, 2007 8:27AM
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sugarnspice005
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The Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRO...More...
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posted Jun 8, 2007 8:17PM
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MissMisty
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Old Harold
sorry gang don't mean to be a blog hog but I just couldn't help myself today ! I found these 2 things to be very funny !
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I was having trouble with my computer.
So I ...More...
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posted Jun 8, 2007 10:51AM
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MissMisty
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COWS
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
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posted Jun 8, 2007 10:03AM
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casuallylooking
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Missing Parts....
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on: While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening eve...More...
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posted Jun 7, 2007 9:56PM
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