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An Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
went hom...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 24, 2007 2:28PM


The Joy of Children
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' wor...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2007 8:52PM


How Rubber Gloves Are Made

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on hi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2007 12:28PM


Moral Dilemma
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 22, 2007 2:13PM


6 reasons not to mess with children...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was ...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2007 9:40PM


Job training............

To: All Employees

"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIA...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2007 1:27PM


Doctor, Doctor
Thought I'd try and provide a few chuckles to help get you started on a Monday.

Rumor is that these were heard at a lawyers convention.
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2007 11:40AM


To all my amd friends I have made or will make after reading this !!!!
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. Whe...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 18, 2007 10:50AM


Redneck naturalist

A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2007 5:03PM


Four Worms
My sis sent me this in an's cute.

"Your Sunday Sermon"

A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed in fou...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2007 6:47PM


Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in the north which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports f...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2007 12:23AM


The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete Poem
I'm sure many of you have heard this before...

By John "Dr. Dirty" Valby

The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete

Grab your glass and get your seat,
And I'll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2007 1:12AM


The Indian Chief
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replie...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 12, 2007 10:11AM


Subject: A letter from Mom

>> Dearest Redneck Son,
>> I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>> where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
>> accidents ha...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 11, 2007 6:40PM


Have you had too much to Drink
A man went to a party and after drinking too much, his friends plead with him not to drive home.
The man said "No" It is only five blocks and starts home. One block from his house the police pull h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 11, 2007 3:16PM


Satisfied Tide Consumer
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2007 8:10PM


Investment tips for 2007

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but I just have to:

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you

with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
can get i...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 10, 2007 1:38PM


The Minister and the Texan
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and plac...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 9, 2007 4:39PM


The Shave...(Bit of a humorous poetry)
I know it's old as fart dust, but still bite me..
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't - she'll surely bitch ~
Does she care how much I'll i...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2007 12:02PM


Butt Measurement...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2007 8:27AM

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