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MissMisty

Three problems solved at once
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions t...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2007 11:39AM

cupholder007

If you dont want to sleep on the couch stay political correct
Shes not a bad cook - she is microwave compatible she is not conceited - she is intimately aware...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2007 10:52AM

cupholder007

bar talk
There were three guys talking at the bar . Two of them are talking about the control they have over their wives , while the third guy remained quiet After a while one of the first two turns to t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2007 10:36AM

miacaress

Living Will

I, MIACARESS , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who could...More...
0 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2007 10:02PM

miacaress

ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE!
ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE!
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine,and asked, Honey, do you...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 10, 2007 12:08AM

HRRRICKANE

THREE GUYS....


Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wi...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 9, 2007 8:22PM

Mr_jitter_bug

joke The Cowboy
Joke

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2007 3:04AM

MissMisty

crystal ball
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she
saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting
across the table.

"There's no easy way to say this, ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2007 9:21PM

Lisa46

Two Old Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2007 10:26AM

wyldsidewoman

Super Pussy! (joke)
An old man was reading the paper at his kitchen table when his wife, in the first amorous mood she had experienced in quite some time, walked into the kitchen and lifted up her house-dress and exclaim...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 3, 2007 8:29PM

linpooh

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 3, 2007 3:41PM

Lisa46

Marines
A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a me...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 3, 2007 9:30AM

linpooh

A man's perspective...
No Sex Tonight

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2007 1:29PM

MissMisty

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 30, 2007 10:10PM

linpooh

Jokes for the women...
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his

Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
sh...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 30, 2007 10:01PM

linpooh

Harold the computer guy

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold,
the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of
buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a
minimum service c...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 29, 2007 9:25PM

j1on1

Example of real answers to exam questions in the UK
Just thought I would share this with the community - sad indictment of youth today

The following questions and answers were collected from last year's Junior
exam results (GCSE's). These...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2007 5:56PM

slohand_47

FREE SEX ! ! !
When I read all the men complaining about the lack of available sex on AMD... it brings to mind this little story:

FREE SEX

Bubba & Leroy were driving down the interstate when they saw a billboa...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2007 1:27PM

linpooh

You Know You're in a Redneck Church....
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if.. the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

2. You Know You're in ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 27, 2007 11:56PM

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