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MissMisty

Jacob and Rebecca
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob sug...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 22, 2007 1:23PM

MissMisty

A CLEAN JOKE. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 1:35PM

Blueyesprkln

Take the Man Test
The Man Test!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

* * *

2. You should make...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2007 2:15AM

Blueyesprkln

Take the Man Test
The Man Test!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

* * *

2. You should make...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 2:13AM

miacaress

If my body were a car..............
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:45AM

miacaress

The Lawyer and the Blonde
The Lawyer and the Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:12AM

miacaress

One Day In The Mental Hospital
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,Doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:07AM

MissMisty

BAPTIST COWBOY


A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of
BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2007 1:01PM

miacaress

Italian Boy's Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"
...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2007 6:20PM

swyeter

A Bear & A Beer
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings Montana, steps up to the bar and says, “Bartender, give me a beer”.
The bartender c...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2007 4:51PM

miacaress

Mating Calls
There are 3 girls that are in the bar one night partying, one blonde, one brunette, and one red head. After a while and flowing drinks the blonde stands up on the table and clears her throat asking f...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2007 4:48AM

miacaress

Two Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2007 2:39AM

your_lover38

The Test
Larry, Curly, and Moe are on a ship that sinks and they find themselves adrift in the Pacific. They spot land and eventually make it to shore. They are then greeted by the island's cannibal inhabitant...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2007 1:22AM

MissMisty

Jewish Divorce
A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to ar...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2007 8:50PM

ladybootscooter

DINNER FOR TWO
Southern Baptists John and Marie went to the same Baptist church.

 Marie went every Sunday and taught Sunday School.
John went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he
went on one o...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2007 2:11PM

MissMisty

Only in Arkansas
ok people this is supposed to be funny not pointed at anyone ,,,THIS IS JUST FUNNY...gotta make this clear... my blog jokes seem to upset a certain person...thinks my humor is my opinion ! so here we ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 13, 2007 12:07PM

ladybootscooter

The love story of Ralph and Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 13, 2007 9:29AM

ladybootscooter

Old Goats
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stom...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2007 4:02PM

MissMisty

Three problems solved at once
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions t...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2007 11:39AM

cupholder007

If you dont want to sleep on the couch stay political correct
Shes not a bad cook - she is microwave compatible she is not conceited - she is intimately aware...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2007 10:52AM

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