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Lisa46

Funeral Weather
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.
When the graveside service had n...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 22, 2007 8:41PM

Saul2112

Blind man
A blind man was walking by the local fish market. His only comment was good morning ladies!
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2007 5:46PM

MissMisty

Jacob and Rebecca
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob sug...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 22, 2007 1:23PM

MissMisty

A CLEAN JOKE. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 1:35PM

Blueyesprkln

Take the Man Test
The Man Test!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

* * *

2. You should make...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2007 2:15AM

Blueyesprkln

Take the Man Test
The Man Test!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

* * *

2. You should make...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 2:13AM

miacaress

If my body were a car..............
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:45AM

miacaress

The Lawyer and the Blonde
The Lawyer and the Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:12AM

miacaress

One Day In The Mental Hospital
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,Doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2007 12:07AM

MissMisty

BAPTIST COWBOY


A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of
BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2007 1:01PM

miacaress

Italian Boy's Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"
...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2007 6:20PM

swyeter

A Bear & A Beer
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings Montana, steps up to the bar and says, “Bartender, give me a beer”.
The bartender c...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2007 4:51PM

miacaress

Mating Calls
There are 3 girls that are in the bar one night partying, one blonde, one brunette, and one red head. After a while and flowing drinks the blonde stands up on the table and clears her throat asking f...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2007 4:48AM

miacaress

Two Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2007 2:39AM

your_lover38

The Test
Larry, Curly, and Moe are on a ship that sinks and they find themselves adrift in the Pacific. They spot land and eventually make it to shore. They are then greeted by the island's cannibal inhabitant...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2007 1:22AM

MissMisty

Jewish Divorce
A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to ar...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2007 8:50PM

MissMisty

Only in Arkansas
ok people this is supposed to be funny not pointed at anyone ,,,THIS IS JUST FUNNY...gotta make this clear... my blog jokes seem to upset a certain person...thinks my humor is my opinion ! so here we ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 13, 2007 12:07PM

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