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Lisa46
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Two Old Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZ...More...
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posted Jul 4, 2007 10:26AM
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wyldsidewoman
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Super Pussy! (joke)
An old man was reading the paper at his kitchen table when his wife, in the first amorous mood she had experienced in quite some time, walked into the kitchen and lifted up her house-dress and exclaim...More...
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posted Jul 3, 2007 8:29PM
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linpooh
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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on ...More...
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posted Jul 3, 2007 3:41PM
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Lisa46
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Marines
A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a me...More...
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5 comments |
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posted Jul 3, 2007 9:30AM
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linpooh
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A man's perspective...
No Sex Tonight
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think ...More...
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7 comments |
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posted Jul 1, 2007 1:29PM
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MissMisty
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Pest Control
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly...More...
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5 comments |
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posted Jun 30, 2007 10:10PM
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linpooh
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Jokes for the women...
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
sh...More...
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19 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Jun 30, 2007 10:01PM
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linpooh
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Harold the computer guy
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold,
the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of
buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a
minimum service c...More...
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12 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Jun 29, 2007 9:25PM
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slohand_47
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FREE SEX ! ! !
When I read all the men complaining about the lack of available sex on AMD... it brings to mind this little story:
FREE SEX
Bubba & Leroy were driving down the interstate when they saw a billboa...More...
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13 comments |
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posted Jun 28, 2007 1:27PM
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linpooh
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Four Worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The ...More...
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7 comments |
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posted Jun 26, 2007 8:11PM
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linpooh
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An Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
went hom...More...
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10 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Jun 24, 2007 2:28PM
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crazyE
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The Joy of Children
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' wor...More...
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posted Jun 23, 2007 8:52PM
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MissMisty
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How Rubber Gloves Are Made
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on hi...More...
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5 comments |
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posted Jun 23, 2007 12:28PM
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Lisa46
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Moral Dilemma
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2....More...
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9 comments |
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posted Jun 22, 2007 2:13PM
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Bardog_6
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Job training............
To: All Employees
"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIA...More...
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2 comments |
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posted Jun 21, 2007 1:27PM
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