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dragonsflame61

Believe it or not, Real 911 Calls
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: D...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Aug 14, 2007 3:26PM

dragonsflame61

Doctor Boo Boo's, LOL
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 14, 2007 9:39AM

h3llraza

H3llraza calorie counters


Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal

Taking the bra off:-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2007 5:01PM

Lisa46

Red Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2007 11:30AM

swyeter

Dayna Got Laid..................Off
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Dayna. or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided h...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 11, 2007 5:22PM

casuallylooking

Careful What You Ask For....
I don't normally post many jokes, but thought I would pass this one on...

On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or w...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 9, 2007 11:13PM

h3llraza

Things designed to give you great satisfaction
1. Sex
Good old fashioned scrogging. It just doesn’t get any better than tossing your load while feeling up some boobs and hearing your name being screamed in ecstasy. Unless you hear my name....More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2007 11:45AM

Lisa46

Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their corn bread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 8, 2007 6:40PM

swyeter

Bush Meets Moses
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the ...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 7, 2007 11:32PM

MissMisty

Anniversary
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their
three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in
their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 6, 2007 12:45PM

Lisa46

The whole truth!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live lo...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2007 9:47AM

h3llraza

How real men deal with pain
1. A cut
You will need to mix equal parts salt, lemon, and Tabasco sauce. Think you know where I am going with this? Think again. Take the mixture with some laxative and wait for the storm. F...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 3, 2007 7:31AM

Lisa46

Two OLD Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OL...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2007 12:32PM

h3llraza

The truth about women
1. You will never get what you want
There is just no competing with a woman when it comes to getting your way. They have the ultimate weapon; the pussy. That combined with the ability to argue like a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 30, 2007 1:06PM

redmex

Thought I had a bad day...hmmmm
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases.

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire....More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2007 11:12AM

adopted

The broken bottle
Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.......More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 26, 2007 2:20AM

MissMisty

~TWENTY DOLLARS~
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily a...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 25, 2007 11:37AM

linpooh

A story about a Fly, a Fish, a Bear, a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat
There is a moral to this story......

In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,
"Gosh...if I go down three inche...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2007 10:19PM

Lisa46

Funeral Weather
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.
When the graveside service had n...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 22, 2007 8:41PM

Saul2112

Blind man
A blind man was walking by the local fish market. His only comment was good morning ladies!
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2007 5:46PM

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