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Lisa46

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 26, 2007 11:40AM

dridge

Never choke in a restaurant in the South or you will be sorry!!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minut...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2007 6:55AM

regularguy354

Joke about contraception
Dear Dr. Dover:

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 25, 2007 8:16PM

dridge

My new Lexus
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch th...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2007 6:36PM

MissMisty

Dear God, from the Dog
TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same o...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2007 1:12PM

dragonsflame61

Gotta Love those Seniors!!!
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2007 9:59AM

MissMisty

to damn funny
NO these are NOT true stories they are just damn funny !

The Sweetness of Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2007 3:12PM

dragonsflame61

Panties on the plane (no offense please)

Body: There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip
for the first time.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me
sum hot pink panties
beefo I get o...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2007 10:12AM

dragonsflame61

LADIES!!!! URGENT!!!!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2007 9:56AM

Lisa46

The Gay Flight Attandant
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>>My flight was being served by an
>>obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood
>>as He served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
>>sw...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2007 8:36AM

hornylilslut

What Is Your Porn Star Name?
I got this in an email from a friend...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

A = Fantasia
B = Chesty
C = Starr
D = Diamond
E = Montana
F = Angel
...More...
32 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2007 10:00AM

swyeter

Micro Soft Support Technicians
I tagged this one a joke but with some of the experiences I have encountered I am not so sure. How many of you had have similar experiences with the following?

Mujibar was trying to get a ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 19, 2007 10:02PM

Lisa46

What Do You Do All Day?
> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all ar...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2007 12:30PM

ladybootscooter

CIRCLE FLIES
A cowboy from Texas hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo gets pulled over by an Oklahoma State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general b...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 17, 2007 12:40PM

Lisa46

Blonde (sorry ya'll)
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
dandruff gets into the elevator. The women...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 17, 2007 9:27AM

ladybootscooter

How the fight really started..........
I rear ended a car this morning...I tell you, it is going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I ...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 16, 2007 11:26AM

Lisa46

MEN
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 15, 2007 11:43AM

dragonsflame61

Why Women Are Crabby, lol
: Why Women Are Crabby
Body: We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2007 8:51AM

dragonsflame61

Believe it or not, Real 911 Calls
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: D...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Aug 14, 2007 3:26PM

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