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Lisa46
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Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
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posted Aug 13, 2007 11:30AM
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swyeter
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Dayna Got Laid..................Off
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Dayna. or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided h...More...
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posted Aug 11, 2007 5:22PM
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casuallylooking
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Careful What You Ask For....
I don't normally post many jokes, but thought I would pass this one on...
On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or w...More...
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posted Aug 9, 2007 11:13PM
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Lisa46
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Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their corn bread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a...More...
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posted Aug 8, 2007 6:40PM
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swyeter
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Bush Meets Moses
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the ...More...
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posted Aug 7, 2007 11:32PM
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MissMisty
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Anniversary
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their
three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in
their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....More...
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posted Aug 6, 2007 12:45PM
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Lisa46
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The whole truth!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live lo...More...
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posted Aug 4, 2007 9:47AM
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h3llraza
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How real men deal with pain
1. A cut
You will need to mix equal parts salt, lemon, and Tabasco sauce. Think you know where I am going with this? Think again. Take the mixture with some laxative and wait for the storm. F...More...
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posted Aug 3, 2007 7:31AM
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Lisa46
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Two OLD Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. 
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OL...More...
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posted Jul 31, 2007 12:32PM
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h3llraza
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The truth about women
1. You will never get what you want
There is just no competing with a woman when it comes to getting your way. They have the ultimate weapon; the pussy. That combined with the ability to argue like a...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2007 1:06PM
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redmex
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Thought I had a bad day...hmmmm
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire....More...
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posted Jul 28, 2007 11:12AM
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adopted
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The broken bottle
Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.......More...
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posted Jul 26, 2007 2:20AM
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MissMisty
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~TWENTY DOLLARS~
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily a...More...
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posted Jul 25, 2007 11:37AM
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Lisa46
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Funeral Weather
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.
When the graveside service had n...More...
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posted Jul 22, 2007 8:41PM
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Saul2112
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Blind man
A blind man was walking by the local fish market. His only comment was good morning ladies!
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posted Jul 22, 2007 5:46PM
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MissMisty
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Jacob and Rebecca
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob sug...More...
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posted Jul 22, 2007 1:23PM
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Blueyesprkln
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Take the Man Test
The Man Test!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
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2. You should make...More...
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posted Jul 19, 2007 2:15AM
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