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shyguy140
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SELL MY STUFF
One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
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posted May 25, 2011 12:42PM
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shyguy140
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FIVE SURGEONS
While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table ...More...
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posted May 25, 2011 10:15AM
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shyguy140
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TWO SMOKERS
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
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posted May 11, 2011 9:49AM
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cottoncandydragon
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The biker and the lady
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
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posted May 9, 2011 4:22PM
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shyguy140
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A JOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
A sma...More...
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posted May 4, 2011 11:40AM
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shyguy140
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FREE SEX
A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.
"Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free ...More...
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posted May 4, 2011 7:07AM
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shyguy140
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TEXAS INGENUITY
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
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posted May 2, 2011 11:42AM
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shyguy140
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Three Indians
Two Indians and I
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened c...More...
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posted Apr 18, 2011 11:24AM
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shyguy140
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DO THE MATH
A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to take care of. ...More...
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posted Apr 11, 2011 10:47AM
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hog77297
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I Shot The Dog!
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A women was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets s...More...
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posted Apr 10, 2011 9:37PM
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shyguy140
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AFFAIRS
The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted...More...
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posted Apr 9, 2011 8:55AM
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hog77297
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Who invented the AC for autos
.The Rest of the Story!
The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.
On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97º....More...
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posted Apr 8, 2011 7:52PM
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RevDocLove
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Rev. Terry Jones
Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity ??? 
U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims'Have At Him,' Officials Say
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posted Apr 7, 2011 9:24AM
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shyguy140
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LIQUOR WARNINGS
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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posted Apr 3, 2011 11:09PM
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hog77297
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A Girls First Time
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you sha...More...
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posted Apr 1, 2011 7:10PM
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shyguy140
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SVEN AND OLE
Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.
They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
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posted Apr 1, 2011 1:04PM
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hog77297
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Chicken or egg WTF
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I gu...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2011 11:56PM
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shyguy140
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WELFARE MOM
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having hear...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2011 10:44AM
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shyguy140
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KITE FLYING
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more ti...More...
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posted Mar 21, 2011 11:31AM
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