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StraddleMyNose

Florida court sets atheist holy day

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and ...Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2011 8:37PM

pinklipstick2

adam
This pretty blonde was invited to a costume party .When she rang the doobell the host answer ;HE looked shocked he said its a costume party your in the nude. "I am in a costume " she replied. What ar...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2011 7:51PM

hog77297

Drafted


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2011 11:16PM

straightup_9

Senior Sex Problem?
Thought I'd pop in for a quickie....Standard repost disclaimer...blah, blah, blah......Enjoy!!

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2011 10:12AM

shyguy140

COULD OF BEEN WORSE
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to deat...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 22, 2011 11:43AM

shyguy140

ELK SEX
Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2011 11:14PM

shyguy140

THE PREGNANT BRUNETTE
The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

"Why are...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2011 11:40AM

DangerousCurves999

The New Priest
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2011 10:52PM

shyguy140

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon

As...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2011 10:15AM

shyguy140

SOUTHERN HUMOR
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2011 12:52PM

RevDocLove

Good Ol' Days
I hate all this terrorist business

What happened to the good old days when you could look at an unattended bag
on a train or bus and think to yourself... I’m going to take that.
...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 30, 2011 8:12AM

shyguy140

SELL MY STUFF


One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 25, 2011 12:42PM

shyguy140

FIVE SURGEONS
While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 25, 2011 10:15AM

shyguy140

TWO SMOKERS
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 11, 2011 9:49AM

cottoncandydragon

The biker and the lady
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2011 4:22PM

shyguy140

A JOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A sma...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 4, 2011 11:40AM

shyguy140

FREE SEX
A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.

"Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 4, 2011 7:07AM

RevDocLove

Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine
Onion
May 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•18

Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001,...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 5:46PM

shyguy140

TEXAS INGENUITY
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2011 11:42AM

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