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Lisa46
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2007 11:40AM
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TastyCupcake
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Quick Thinking
Quick Thinking
When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was totally naïve.
On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria said, "Pedro! What ...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2007 8:39AM
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regularguy354
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Joke about contraception
Dear Dr. Dover:
I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contr...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2007 8:16PM
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dridge
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My new Lexus
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch th...More...
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posted Aug 24, 2007 6:36PM
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MissMisty
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Dear God, from the Dog
TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same o...More...
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posted Aug 24, 2007 1:12PM
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dragonsflame61
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Gotta Love those Seniors!!!
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
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posted Aug 24, 2007 9:59AM
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MissMisty
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to damn funny
NO these are NOT true stories they are just damn funny !
The Sweetness of Married Life
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't ...More...
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posted Aug 23, 2007 3:12PM
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dragonsflame61
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LADIES!!!! URGENT!!!!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
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posted Aug 23, 2007 9:56AM
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Lisa46
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The Gay Flight Attandant
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>>My flight was being served by an
>>obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood
>>as He served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
>>sw...More...
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posted Aug 23, 2007 8:36AM
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swyeter
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Micro Soft Support Technicians
I tagged this one a joke but with some of the experiences I have encountered I am not so sure. How many of you had have similar experiences with the following?
Mujibar was trying to get a ...More...
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posted Aug 19, 2007 10:02PM
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Lisa46
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What Do You Do All Day?
> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all ar...More...
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posted Aug 18, 2007 12:30PM
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Lisa46
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Blonde (sorry ya'll)
 A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
dandruff gets into the elevator. The women...More...
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posted Aug 17, 2007 9:27AM
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Lisa46
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MEN
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change...More...
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posted Aug 15, 2007 11:43AM
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dragonsflame61
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Why Women Are Crabby, lol
: Why Women Are Crabby
Body: We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to...More...
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posted Aug 15, 2007 8:51AM
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dragonsflame61
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Doctor Boo Boo's, LOL
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly...More...
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posted Aug 14, 2007 9:39AM
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h3llraza
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H3llraza calorie counters
Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal
Taking the bra off:-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one...More...
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posted Aug 13, 2007 5:01PM
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