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swyeter
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How To Make A Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpen...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2007 9:06PM
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MissMisty
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Lawyers and Grandmas
Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly wom...More...
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posted Sep 19, 2007 10:54AM
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Lisa46
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Think your havin a bad day???
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
>> died
>> in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00
>> a.m. ,
>> regardless of their medical condition.
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>> This puzzled the do...More...
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posted Sep 18, 2007 2:10PM
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Lisa46
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How latex gloves are made.
Pretty boring Monday so here is something to make you'all smile!
A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her ...More...
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posted Sep 17, 2007 12:10PM
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MissMisty
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Flying on Air Force One:
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and ...More...
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posted Sep 13, 2007 7:03PM
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MissMisty
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Attorney
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight.
His last-minute plea fo...More...
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posted Sep 13, 2007 10:57AM
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Lisa46
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A blonde from Alabama
A blonde from Alabama arrived in Vegas and bet twenty-thousand
>>> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
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posted Sep 12, 2007 2:58PM
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redman68938
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a joke
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant eac...More...
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posted Sep 8, 2007 4:53PM
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slohand_47
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The weather in Hell
You know what they say about the weather in Illinois.... if you don't like it, wait 10 minutes and it will change. The roads are terrible because it freezes and thaws all winter long. Summers? People ...More...
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posted Sep 8, 2007 3:13PM
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DesertSmile
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Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
H...More...
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posted Sep 7, 2007 6:27PM
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Lisa46
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The Farmer
A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new
road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go ...More...
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posted Sep 6, 2007 1:47PM
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regularguy354
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Medical Joke
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just take...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2007 3:02AM
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regularguy354
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Porn Name (Game)
Here's how it works:
Take the name of your first pet (First name);(If you never had a pet use your middle name) And the name of the first street you grew up on.(Last name) and put them together.
Her...More...
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posted Aug 28, 2007 7:29PM
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slohand_47
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Random thoughts
Just got back from a weeks vacation and haven't totally caught up with the blogs I've missed so hope this wasn't recently posted.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart ma...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2007 6:14PM
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