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This is cute!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was no...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2007 5:55PM


audio explanation of grammar syntax for fuck

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speakers and volume on but this is adult amusement using the F word many times so be advised of the language oth...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2007 7:59PM


the proper grammar usage of the word fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and h...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2007 3:55AM


How To Make A Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpen...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2007 9:06PM


Pinch My Nipples.. (No, not mine, its a Joke)
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
a refund for the toaster she recently bought because it won't work The clerk told
her that he can't give her a refund because ...More...
49 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2007 1:50PM


We can't see God because He isn't there???

One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do yo...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2007 9:13AM


Texas Deputy and the New York Lawyer
Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a law...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2007 7:19PM


Lawyers and Grandmas

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly wom...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 19, 2007 10:54AM


Think your havin a bad day???

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
>> died
>> in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00
>> a.m. ,
>> regardless of their medical condition.
>> This puzzled the do...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2007 2:10PM


Debate.....which works better? (Joke)
A friend sent me this. Needless to say, he doesn't ride a harley. lol To anyone that does ride a harley, don't shoot the messenger....Okay? And if you've already heard this, sorry.
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2007 12:59PM


How latex gloves are made.
Pretty boring Monday so here is something to make you'all smile!
A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2007 12:10PM


Flying on Air Force One:

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 13, 2007 7:03PM


An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight.
His last-minute plea fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2007 10:57AM


A blonde from Alabama
A blonde from Alabama arrived in Vegas and bet twenty-thousand
>>> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
>>> ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 12, 2007 2:58PM


a joke
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant eac...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 8, 2007 4:53PM


The weather in Hell
You know what they say about the weather in Illinois.... if you don't like it, wait 10 minutes and it will change. The roads are terrible because it freezes and thaws all winter long. Summers? People ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2007 3:13PM


Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 7, 2007 6:27PM


The Farmer
A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2007 1:47PM


Science Exam Answers (Joke/Humor)
If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2007 7:17PM



A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 2, 2007 2:11PM

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