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dragonsflame61

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING
HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2007 4:08PM

MissMisty

Car Accident
Taking the kids to school this morning I rear ended a car.

I could tell right then, that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of his car, he was a DWARF!!

He walked over...More...
18 comments | 6 kudos | posted Oct 23, 2007 10:26AM

Gem526

TOP 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than SEX!
10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7. You don't have to complimen...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2007 11:49PM

mrknowuwell

ATTENTION.....ATTENTION....
hello kmart shoppers......we currently have a blue light special back in ladies undergarments......while they last ...... orange and black bras in sizes 44D and up with pumpkin decoupage .....are half...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 20, 2007 9:21PM

ThePurpleProphet

don't laugh
A church bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to gran...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 19, 2007 6:36PM

Blackfromwaistdown

Ok.. A Joke
Two guys were lost in the dessert when they came upon a cave. While exploring the cave they found a large hole in the ground. The two guys being curious decided to toss a rock in and listen for it to ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2007 10:44PM

dragonsflame61

Lingerie
A husband walks into an up-market lingerie shop to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
in price from £250 to £500; the more sheer, the higher the pri...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2007 2:22PM

dragonsflame61

Poop at Work, lol
How to Poop at work!
Body: We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince oursel...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Oct 12, 2007 2:14PM

dragonsflame61

The Colonoscopy
The Colonoscopy
Body: The Colonoscopy

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn , took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a ...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2007 1:43PM

dragonsflame61

Turning To Stone
Turning to Stone

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 9, 2007 10:36AM

dragonsflame61

Father & Son
Father & Son

Son:"Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"

Son: "What is politics?"

Father: "Well, let's take our ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 9, 2007 10:30AM

dragonsflame61

Drivers License

Body: Body: A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 9, 2007 10:21AM

MsHelle

Romance In the Wilderness
One day, a young lady was walking thru the woods and
this big bad wolf was stalking her. She stopped and
he took her from behind! She was grateful so she let
her eat her.... afterwards they got mar...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2007 9:49AM

dragonsflame61

What was the Question again???
What was the question again????????
Body: Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in...More...
12 comments | 6 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2007 9:19AM

MsHelle

Voodoo Hijinx
Yet another variation on a mystical dick

Voodoo Dick

There was this businessman who was getting ready
to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a
flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2007 10:43AM

MissMisty

HILLBILLY MIRROR
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever havi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2007 10:12AM

dragonsflame61

An Italian Grandma's Advice
ITALIAN GRANDMA'S ADVICE! LMAO

A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna li...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2007 9:18AM

Lisa46

The Little Sister
As I try to lighten my mood alittle here is something to make you men smile!

My Finance and I went together for over a year over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2007 2:43PM

straightup_9

Beards
Fred and Joe were sitting in a local bar having a beer after work.

Fred noticed Joe sipping his beer and slowly stroking his beard.....

"What are you doing, Joe?". he asked

Joe replied "Ever...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2007 1:50PM

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