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MissMisty

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decide...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2008 6:32PM

DeDe54

....To Funny....

Hadn't done a funny lately, so here it is!!!!!
Top Ten Summer Camps To Not Send Your Kids To
10. Tommy Lee's…...Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bob...More...
14 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 29, 2007 2:31PM

dondisco4

10 to 1
for every 1 women on this site there are 10 men thats funny more women should want sex all the time

if your one of the men that this makes you sad Start saying no get the power back!
...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 28, 2007 3:37PM

ABrownEyedScorpio

A Wee Scottish Joke
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!' Th...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 21, 2007 4:58PM

texgals

Doctor Visit
A man came home from work a couple of hours early one day. Thinking of what a novelty this was as it had been many many years of his day to day routine. Quietly he interred his home with the hopes of ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2007 11:10PM

Angel_45304

Toad and Frog
A toad and a frog went to a whorehouse and got laid. Three days later, the toads dick turned a bright yellow, and the frogs dick turned a deep red, they proceed to walk to the doctors house down the ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2007 4:54AM

alybai42

Night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house;
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse.

Dad drinking whiskey,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of as...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2007 1:25AM

ladybootscooter

Astrology for Southerners
Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true So...More...
26 comments | 7 kudos | posted Dec 15, 2007 10:04PM

wetinwylie

Christmas Humor
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
> Peter at the pearly gates.
>
> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 14, 2007 8:00PM

Angel_45304

Rudolph
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the b...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2007 9:11PM

DesertSmile

Christmas Stamps.

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'

The clerk says, 'What denomination?'

The blonde says, 'God h...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2007 8:05PM

swyeter

Golf Can Be A Deadly Sport
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed...More...
11 comments | 8 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2007 2:16PM

ABrownEyedScorpio

Once upon a time...*joke*
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try t...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2007 4:32PM

Blackfromwaistdown

Need a laugh? Heh.
It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in fron...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 2, 2007 7:44PM

free2spoilu

Important Christmas Notice!
While diddling around on the net this morning I found this important and highly surprising piece of information:
Christmas Has Been Cancled!
Aparently so many people told Santa that they ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2007 8:02AM

Angel_45304

5 minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2007 7:30PM

FUNGUY007

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "O...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 28, 2007 4:26PM

Blueyesprkln

Naked on the Freeway
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they drove down t...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 25, 2007 2:17AM

DesertSmile

Oral Sex Survey.......
5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about
Oral Sex:


A. 3% liked the warmth...

B. 4% enjoyed the sensation...

C. 93% appreciated the silence......More...
21 comments | 11 kudos | posted Nov 13, 2007 8:23PM

DesertSmile

The Buffalo Theory....
An Oldy but still a Goody.....

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 12, 2007 7:54PM

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