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DesertSmile
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Once Upon A Time....
For all you ladies who wonder "gee how to keep a man" here is the answer. Thankfully none of you will agree with it, but it is funny.
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posted Jan 5, 2008 9:23PM
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LilGriz
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WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE 90?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking...More...
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posted Jan 4, 2008 10:52PM
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MissMisty
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Nurse
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a
20-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to
write with it.
She looks at the fla...More...
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posted Jan 4, 2008 9:28AM
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DeDe54
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....To Funny....
Hadn't done a funny lately, so here it is!!!!! 
Top Ten Summer Camps To Not Send Your Kids To
10. Tommy Lee's…...Camp Kickachickee
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posted Dec 29, 2007 2:31PM
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dondisco4
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10 to 1
for every 1 women on this site there are 10 men thats funny more women should want sex all the time 
if your one of the men that this makes you sad Start saying no get the power back!
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posted Dec 28, 2007 3:37PM
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ABrownEyedScorpio
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A Wee Scottish Joke
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!' Th...More...
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posted Dec 21, 2007 4:58PM
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texgals
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Doctor Visit
A man came home from work a couple of hours early one day. Thinking of what a novelty this was as it had been many many years of his day to day routine. Quietly he interred his home with the hopes of ...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2007 11:10PM
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Angel_45304
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Toad and Frog
A toad and a frog went to a whorehouse and got laid. Three days later, the toads dick turned a bright yellow, and the frogs dick turned a deep red, they proceed to walk to the doctors house down the ...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2007 4:54AM
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alybai42
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Night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house;
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse.
Dad drinking whiskey,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of as...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2007 1:25AM
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wetinwylie
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Christmas Humor
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
> Peter at the pearly gates.
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> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas ...More...
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posted Dec 14, 2007 8:00PM
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Angel_45304
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Rudolph
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the b...More...
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posted Dec 12, 2007 9:11PM
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DesertSmile
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Christmas Stamps.
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'
The clerk says, 'What denomination?'
The blonde says, 'God h...More...
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posted Dec 10, 2007 8:05PM
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swyeter
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Golf Can Be A Deadly Sport
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed...More...
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posted Dec 5, 2007 2:16PM
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ABrownEyedScorpio
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Once upon a time...*joke*
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try t...More...
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posted Dec 4, 2007 4:32PM
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Blackfromwaistdown
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Need a laugh? Heh.
It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in fron...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2007 7:44PM
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free2spoilu
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Important Christmas Notice!
While diddling around on the net this morning I found this important and highly surprising piece of information:
Christmas Has Been Cancled!
Aparently so many people told Santa that they ...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2007 8:02AM
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Angel_45304
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5 minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2007 7:30PM
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FUNGUY007
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THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "O...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2007 4:26PM
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