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straightup_9

Insanity is Hereditary....(You get it from your kids)
When my oldest son was about 10, he came running inside with a worried look on hin face.

"Dad,...Where did I come from?"

It was the moment nightmares are made from...The moment I had prepared fo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2008 3:53PM

DangerousCurves999

Hilarious CLASSIFIED ADDS


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2008 3:40PM

dragonsflame61

You may be an EXTREME Redneck if.....
You May Be An EXTREME Redneck If ... ...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table - - in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down, depen...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 20, 2008 2:07PM

straightup_9

Just Pondering the Mysteries of Life.....
Ever have one of those moments when something just jumps out of nowhere and slaps you in the face?...

And, try as you might, you just can't make it "go away"?

I have such a thing.....

It won'...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2008 10:16AM

straightup_9

Try Reading This....(Probably been done before, but i like it)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the lttee...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2008 9:37AM

gaymale41

Getting a wax job............
A guy goes by the brothel- he's pretty desperate, but low on cash. After some
haggling, the old-pro at the door finally gives in and suggests that Martha
upstairs might give him a good time, and l...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2008 3:34AM

straightup_9

Another oldie...(Hey, somebody's gotta keep 'em going)
Little Johnny came home late from school one day to find his mother and father angrily waiting on him...
"Where have you been?" demanded his mother
"Well," replied Johnny, "Little Susie wanted to pl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 17, 2008 12:03PM

straightup_9

65 and Pregnant

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out of the room and ra...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 16, 2008 4:41PM

dragonsflame61

Little Johnny, lol
Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning. When his father asked him what the problem was the kid said, "I'm mad at mommy, cause she eats birds."


His father said he didn't know what Little ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2008 3:13PM

dragonsflame61

Fun In The Nursing Home
Fun in the Nursing Home
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just wha...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2008 3:06PM

dragonsflame61

Married for one night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2008 3:04PM

straightup_9

911 call (joke)
Operator: "911, how may I help you?"

Caller: "Deys a Ho over here at da Moonlite motel, and she a bleedin' ta def"

Operator: "Sir, what happened?"

Caller: "She got da ghonnerhea"

Operat...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 9, 2008 6:25PM

straightup_9

an oldie, but a goodie...(joke)
An old grubby trucker walked into a brothel in Sparks, Nv...

He laid two $100.00 bills down on the bar and said: "I want the ugliest, fattest, meanest whore ya got, and a bologna sandwich."

The ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2008 5:46PM

dragonsflame61

"stupidity" LMAO
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345

Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016

Dear Sir:

This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2008 1:09PM

dragonsflame61

Geography of a woman
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa -
Half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America -
Well develo...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2008 12:44PM

ABrownEyedScorpio

The Wizard *joke*
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tol...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2008 12:10PM

lilukj21

Naoughty application...
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have ...More...
0 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2008 8:05AM

lilukj21

Naoughty application...
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have ...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 7, 2008 8:04AM

DesertSmile

Once Upon A Time....
For all you ladies who wonder "gee how to keep a man" here is the answer. Thankfully none of you will agree with it, but it is funny.

[URL=http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/DesertSmile/?act...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2008 9:23PM

LilGriz

WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE 90?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2008 10:52PM

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