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dragonsflame61
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The Bottle of Wine
The Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday morning;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2008 6:39PM
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gaymale41
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Getting a wax job............
A guy goes by the brothel- he's pretty desperate, but low on cash. After some
haggling, the old-pro at the door finally gives in and suggests that Martha
upstairs might give him a good time, and l...More...
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posted Jan 18, 2008 3:34AM
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straightup_9
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65 and Pregnant
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ra...More...
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posted Jan 16, 2008 4:41PM
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dragonsflame61
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Little Johnny, lol
Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning. When his father asked him what the problem was the kid said, "I'm mad at mommy, cause she eats birds."
His father said he didn't know what Little ...More...
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posted Jan 10, 2008 3:13PM
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dragonsflame61
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Fun In The Nursing Home
Fun in the Nursing Home
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just wha...More...
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posted Jan 10, 2008 3:06PM
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dragonsflame61
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Married for one night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and...More...
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posted Jan 10, 2008 3:04PM
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straightup_9
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911 call (joke)
Operator: "911, how may I help you?"
Caller: "Deys a Ho over here at da Moonlite motel, and she a bleedin' ta def"
Operator: "Sir, what happened?"
Caller: "She got da ghonnerhea"
Operat...More...
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posted Jan 9, 2008 6:25PM
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straightup_9
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an oldie, but a goodie...(joke)
An old grubby trucker walked into a brothel in Sparks, Nv...
He laid two $100.00 bills down on the bar and said: "I want the ugliest, fattest, meanest whore ya got, and a bologna sandwich."
The ...More...
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posted Jan 9, 2008 5:46PM
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dragonsflame61
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"stupidity" LMAO
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345
Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016
Dear Sir:
This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a ...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2008 1:09PM
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dragonsflame61
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Geography of a woman
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa -
Half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America -
Well develo...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2008 12:44PM
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ABrownEyedScorpio
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The Wizard *joke*
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tol...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2008 12:10PM
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lilukj21
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Naoughty application...
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have ...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2008 8:05AM
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lilukj21
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Naoughty application...
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have ...More...
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posted Jan 7, 2008 8:04AM
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DesertSmile
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Once Upon A Time....
For all you ladies who wonder "gee how to keep a man" here is the answer. Thankfully none of you will agree with it, but it is funny.
[URL=http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/DesertSmile/?act...More...
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posted Jan 5, 2008 9:23PM
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