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straightup_9

New Boots...(joke...)
Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....

An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2008 3:46PM

straightup_9

Cyber Sex...(joke)
Yup...this is a "cut n paste"...but I thought it was cute.....A good example of what can happen when reality seeps in...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 29, 2008 2:17PM

dragonsflame61

Expensive Perfumes, LOL
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and sa...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2008 7:30PM

dragonsflame61

The Word "Definitely" LOL
dy: Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2008 7:25PM

dragonsflame61

What it Takes To Be The Boss
What It Takes To Be The Boss
Body: In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2008 7:22PM

auralpersuasion

big O's every time (humor)
Jill: I just bought this new product that has really
improved my enjoyment of sex. It's a topical cream,
completely organic, safe to use and almost
guarantees you'll have an orgasm each time you ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2008 6:41PM

dragonsflame61

Truck for sale!
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what m...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2008 4:01PM

dragonsflame61

Pediatric Exam, LOL
> >
> > A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
> > the doctor to c ome in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
> > examined the baby, checked his weight and, ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2008 10:14PM

dragonsflame61

The difference between guts and balls
Subject: The distinction between guts and balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed,the defi...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 26, 2008 8:33PM

straightup_9

OK, OK...One more for the weekend....
Whoo-Hooo!!!...It's Friday...I've had my "casual sex" for the day....Read all the blogs...sent out all my "wanna-fucks"....and am now preparing myself for a GREAT weekend.....

My Doctor has cleared...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 25, 2008 4:44PM

Zaftik

Technology is amazing!! -- Joke
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 25, 2008 1:21AM

dragonsflame61

The Redhead




A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to st...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2008 8:52PM

dragonsflame61

Another oldie but goodie, Toilet Cleaning Instructions







Subject: FW: Toilet Cleaning Instructions





Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2008 8:47PM

swyeter

Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes t...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2008 12:36AM

straightup_9

The Wild, Wild West...
A grizzled old cowboy was leaning on the bar, in a crowed saloon, having a drink...

A cocky young kid walks up to him and sez: "Hey, oldtimer...you know anything about gun-fighting?"

" A little....More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2008 3:05PM

dragonsflame61

How to treat a woman:
> HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
>
> Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
> Smile at her. Listen to her.
> Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2008 7:32PM

dragonsflame61

The Bottle of Wine
The Bottle of Wine


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday morning;

it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2008 6:39PM

straightup_9

Insanity is Hereditary....(You get it from your kids)
When my oldest son was about 10, he came running inside with a worried look on hin face.

"Dad,...Where did I come from?"

It was the moment nightmares are made from...The moment I had prepared fo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2008 3:53PM

DangerousCurves999

Hilarious CLASSIFIED ADDS


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2008 3:40PM

dragonsflame61

You may be an EXTREME Redneck if.....
You May Be An EXTREME Redneck If ... ...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table - - in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down, depen...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 20, 2008 2:07PM

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