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hawktaylins

Three Husbands - Joke
(I'll change the story a little bit, concidering the holiday)

A doctor, lawyer, and biker walk into a bar, and all sit together at a table. Doctor orders a dry grey goose martini, shaken not stirr...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2008 7:14PM

dragonsflame61

Two Old Men......
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
> AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
>
> AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO O...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2008 11:22AM

straightup_9

Death and Sex....
This was partly inspired by Dayna, and her "Fuck of Death".....She got me thinking along these lines....then the dark side took over...

MORAL ISSUES...We all know that SOME of our morals sli...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 4:43PM

Lisa46

The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM

slohand_47

Buying a horse
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, t...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 10:54AM

sugarnspice005

Good ole Ohio.
I got this in an email from a friend....enjoy.

Speeding in Ohio :



1) Good:



A Fremont , OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2008 7:22PM

casuallylooking

Life Before The Computer... Joke


Life Before The Computer... Some of us even remember those days..

Memory was something you lost with age.....

An application was for employment......

A program was a TV show.....
...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2008 12:04PM

dragonsflame61

Snoring Dog
A couple has a dog that snores.

Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will sto...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2008 7:19PM

dragonsflame61

Married 10 times and still a virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"H...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2008 6:57PM

straightup_9

The Headache.........
Joe_Bob had a terrible headache.....after taking everything he could find "across the counter" with no relief, he finally went to the doctor...

After a complete examination, the doctor prescribed s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 6:09PM

straightup_9

Pregnant Turkey?......
This was sent to me by a friend.....

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 5:56PM

straightup_9

Some Things I thought Were Funny......enjoy

I saw a billboard that read: "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-555-3787" So out of curiosity I did. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 8, 2008 5:51PM

dragonsflame61

A joke


>>>>> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing
>> her
>>>>> private parts and noticed that there was...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 6, 2008 3:04PM

straightup_9

Pure Pleasure......
It started to swell......

I quickly stood up and dropped my jeans....

Yep...it was definitely swelling...

I began a slow, methodical massage .......

mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm....yessssss....

I...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 3:40PM

straightup_9

Understanding Women
I am the first to admit I do not understand women.....

I met someone last week....

She said it would take 10 inches to satisfy her...

I went over to her place..... ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 2:25PM

straightup_9

The Truth Behind The "Crazy Rib"
God made Adam....Who was a man.....

While he was making Eve, Adam saw her lying there.......

And when God wasn't looking..........

Adam slipped her a bone......
...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2008 10:07AM

FUNGUY007

Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.

The other night I was invited out for a ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2008 10:57PM

straightup_9

His First 69...(joke)
A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....

After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute.....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2008 1:49PM

hawktaylins

The Firefighter
A wounded firefighter sits on a hospital bed, alone in his room. He has a gas mask feeding him fresh oxygen, along with iv's and various equipment hooked up monitoring his vitals.

A candy-striper ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2008 8:23PM

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