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Lisa46

The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM

slohand_47

Buying a horse
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, t...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 10:54AM

sugarnspice005

Good ole Ohio.
I got this in an email from a friend....enjoy.

Speeding in Ohio :



1) Good:



A Fremont , OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2008 7:22PM

casuallylooking

Life Before The Computer... Joke


Life Before The Computer... Some of us even remember those days..

Memory was something you lost with age.....

An application was for employment......

A program was a TV show.....
...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2008 12:04PM

dragonsflame61

Snoring Dog
A couple has a dog that snores.

Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will sto...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2008 7:19PM

dragonsflame61

Married 10 times and still a virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"H...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2008 6:57PM

straightup_9

The Headache.........
Joe_Bob had a terrible headache.....after taking everything he could find "across the counter" with no relief, he finally went to the doctor...

After a complete examination, the doctor prescribed s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 6:09PM

straightup_9

Pregnant Turkey?......
This was sent to me by a friend.....

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2008 5:56PM

straightup_9

Some Things I thought Were Funny......enjoy

I saw a billboard that read: "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-555-3787" So out of curiosity I did. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 8, 2008 5:51PM

dragonsflame61

A joke


>>>>> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing
>> her
>>>>> private parts and noticed that there was...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 6, 2008 3:04PM

ladybootscooter

Superbowl ~ Joke
I got this in an email and had to share it!!

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Superbowl. As he sits down, a man
comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he say...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 5:58PM

straightup_9

Pure Pleasure......
It started to swell......

I quickly stood up and dropped my jeans....

Yep...it was definitely swelling...

I began a slow, methodical massage .......

mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm....yessssss....

I...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 3:40PM

straightup_9

Understanding Women
I am the first to admit I do not understand women.....

I met someone last week....

She said it would take 10 inches to satisfy her...

I went over to her place..... ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 2:25PM

straightup_9

The Truth Behind The "Crazy Rib"
God made Adam....Who was a man.....

While he was making Eve, Adam saw her lying there.......

And when God wasn't looking..........

Adam slipped her a bone......
...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2008 10:07AM

FUNGUY007

Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.

The other night I was invited out for a ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2008 10:57PM

straightup_9

His First 69...(joke)
A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....

After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute.....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2008 1:49PM

hawktaylins

The Firefighter
A wounded firefighter sits on a hospital bed, alone in his room. He has a gas mask feeding him fresh oxygen, along with iv's and various equipment hooked up monitoring his vitals.

A candy-striper ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2008 8:23PM

zaralyon

The Nun in Hooters
The Nun in Hooters



A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would t...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 31, 2008 7:21PM

ladybootscooter

How Can You Not Love Kids?
I received this in an email and it was just too good not to share! Every parent will be able to relate to this little stories!

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer...More...
19 comments | 9 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2008 9:18PM

bigbob284

hi ladies
You may have seen this. If not, its funny.



Click on baby boomer below and enjoy. Make sure you're plugged in for sound!!



Baby Boomers


1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2008 6:23PM

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